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Psycho Turkey Day Predictions

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OK I started this last week and it was pretty funny. We actually had a few laughs. So once again let me remind everyone here, this thread under no circumstances is to be regarded as a serious ananlysis of the game. Just make your most outrageous predictions here and we'll all have a laugh. By the way some of them last week called for the defense to score two touchdowns LOL Psycho baby!

Here's mine

Dolphins 54 Lions 3

Joey Harrington hits Chambers for three consecutive TD bombs of 80 yds/70 yds and 60 yds. The Joey bashers immediately point out that his game is regressing

Ronnie Brown throws a touchdown pass on a triple reverse option after running for two more. Immediately three threads are opened demanding that Brown become our starting QB

Olinda Mare hits three field goals of 60 yds plus. He immediately explodes in self combustion and Jason Taylor is forced to kick the last field goal cementing his place as the greatest defensive player scoring machine ever

With three seconds left the Lions kick a field goal to prevent a shutout and Millen is heard saying he was proud of the teams effort
 
I honestly think the offense will finally put some points on the board and I'm going to go with a serious prediction here.

Miami 41
Detroit 13

My far fetched prediction:

Miami 4027
Detroit 4

Chambers breaks out with 21 TD catches but 10 of which come off the arm of Ronnie Brown.
 
49-0 at halftime, 49-0 at end of game! Fins Win! :lol:
 
Aqua4Ever04 said:
I honestly think the offense will finally put some points on the board and I'm going to go with a serious prediction here.

Miami 41
Detroit 13

My far fetched prediction:

Miami 4027
Detroit 4

Chambers breaks out with 21 TD catches but 10 of which come off the arm of Ronnie Brown.

Chambers always pads his stats in the 2nd half of the season:lol:
 
1st Q 2nd Q 3rd Q 4th Q
MIAMI 100 100 100 100 400
Detroit 0 0 0 3 3

we win JT 5 TD returns ronnie brow 5 TD's chambers 5 TD's Randy puts super glue on his hands and scores 5 TD's and ever player on the squad even the 4th string scores once
 
miami 256
detriot -7
detriot is beaten so badly they start the next weeks game down by 7
and nick saban sneak into joeys uniform and throws 2 tds before anyone notices. wes welker comes in at center and does a great job proving he can do everything
 
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