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Raining on your Pessimist Parade!

TheRook

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As someone already posted, if we can beat New England, we still control our own destiny. We don't need to hope that six other teams lost and all that crap. All we have to do is beat New England. Now if I wasn't a half bottle of Scotch deep, I wouldn't be posting this...I'd be with all you doom and gloom people saying we blew our chance and we suck and now we begin our three year cycle of hope all over again. But I say f*ck that...we still control our own destiny...and yeah, beating NE AT NE is freaking insane...but if we do that, we CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY...do you hear that? Yeah, it's crazy, but we already beat them...why can't we do it again? Yeah, that's the Scotch speaking, but seriously, I won't quit until we lost next week...and you shouldn't either!!!

And as per that other post, we actually can LOSE next week and still make it in...seriously...in fact, if we lose next week, we are almost guaranteed to still be alive...barring like three different teams all losing. And yeah, I don't really want to go there...we lose next week and I'll join you all in the pessimist parade...but damn, you guys all think it's over...give it one more week like me...and then we can all host the pessimist parade down Ives Dairy Road and stoke up the Fire Failbin brigade...
 
That's not rain it's the Ravens and the other 8-5 teams pissing on our heads.
 
They are not winning this week, my friend.
 
Only a complete homer would think we have any shot at beating New England in Foxboro. Not gonna happen. The same people were thinking the Pats would lose to San Diego yesterday and we'd be playing for the division. Seriously, get a dose of reality.

I'm not even sure we beat the Jets to end the season. We haven't swept the Jets since 2000.
 
I do not know what "playoff machine" you are using, but we do not control are own destiny even if we win out. That must be the scotch talking.
 
datruth55 said:
Only a complete homer would think we have any shot at beating New England in Foxboro. Not gonna happen. The same people were thinking the Pats would lose to San Diego yesterday and we'd be playing for the division. Seriously, get a dose of reality.

I'm not even sure we beat the Jets to end the season. We haven't swept the Jets since 2000.
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Hell we didn’t give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor! :lol:
 
No offense but if you think we have a shot in hell of the playoffs you're definitely a Rook. This team has been un-mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. They will be mathematically eliminated very soon.
 
TheRook said:
As someone already posted, if we can beat New England, we still control our own destiny. We don't need to hope that six other teams lost and all that crap. All we have to do is beat New England. Now if I wasn't a half bottle of Scotch deep, I wouldn't be posting this...I'd be with all you doom and gloom people saying we blew our chance and we suck and now we begin our three year cycle of hope all over again. But I say f*ck that...we still control our own destiny...and yeah, beating NE AT NE is freaking insane...but if we do that, we CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY...do you hear that? Yeah, it's crazy, but we already beat them...why can't we do it again? Yeah, that's the Scotch speaking, but seriously, I won't quit until we lost next week...and you shouldn't either!!!

And as per that other post, we actually can LOSE next week and still make it in...seriously...in fact, if we lose next week, we are almost guaranteed to still be alive...barring like three different teams all losing. And yeah, I don't really want to go there...we lose next week and I'll join you all in the pessimist parade...but damn, you guys all think it's over...give it one more week like me...and then we can all host the pessimist parade down Ives Dairy Road and stoke up the Fire Failbin brigade...
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TheRook said:
As someone already posted, if we can beat New England, we still control our own destiny. We don't need to hope that six other teams lost and all that crap. All we have to do is beat New England. Now if I wasn't a half bottle of Scotch deep, I wouldn't be posting this...I'd be with all you doom and gloom people saying we blew our chance and we suck and now we begin our three year cycle of hope all over again. But I say f*ck that...we still control our own destiny...and yeah, beating NE AT NE is freaking insane...but if we do that, we CONTROL OUR OWN DESTINY...do you hear that? Yeah, it's crazy, but we already beat them...why can't we do it again? Yeah, that's the Scotch speaking, but seriously, I won't quit until we lost next week...and you shouldn't either!!!

And as per that other post, we actually can LOSE next week and still make it in...seriously...in fact, if we lose next week, we are almost guaranteed to still be alive...barring like three different teams all losing. And yeah, I don't really want to go there...we lose next week and I'll join you all in the pessimist parade...but damn, you guys all think it's over...give it one more week like me...and then we can all host the pessimist parade down Ives Dairy Road and stoke up the Fire Failbin brigade...
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So you are saying if Miami wins out and finishes 10-6 they would get in the playoffs no matter what?

Interesting...so even if Pittsburgh or Cincinnati, Baltimore and San Diego all won out as well and finished with 11 wins there is a system in place that would disregard the records and put the Dolphins in ahead of them with 10 wins? Huh, that's new. Kind of like putting Alabama and Oregon with 1 loss each ahead of the defending and undefeated NCAA champion Seminoles. Looks like the NFL now has its own "committee."
 
dolpns13 said:
No offense but if you think we have a shot in hell of the playoffs you're definitely a Rook. This team has been un-mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. They will be mathematically eliminated very soon.
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See...always enjoy lernin sompin new. un-mathematic's :lol2:
 
I'd be more shocked if we beat New England than I would if we lose by 40+ points. I bet the Patriots are DYING to beat us after losing 2 in a row. I think Belly and Hollywood handsome Tommy Brady are gonna be looking to really stick it up our asses this week. they likely will too.
 
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