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Daytona Fin

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A company called Thuzio, created in part by Tiki Barber, has over 2,000 sports celebrities available for booking for various services. Ranging from tweets, dinner, round of golf or even being a member of your fantasy league. Prices vary for the different types of service. I noticed there were a few Dolphins on the list. You can have Hartline tweet to you for $500, want a dinner date with Kim Bokamper? It will only cost you a $1,000. How about taking John Offerdahl to a Dolphins game with you? A meager $1,500 and he's all yours. Here's a link to former and current Fins available for your pleasure.

http://www.thuzio.com/search-result?keywords=dolphins&sort_by=score&sort_by_direction=desc
 
DisturbedShifty said:
**** all that then. If it was going to charity that would be one thing. These people get paid enough as is. I mean, come on, $500 for a ****ing tweet? That is absurd.
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It is but if the customer pays then the price is right lol

I remember reading players had been signed up to something like this without even being asked might even be thus one
 
Daytona Fin said:
You can have Hartline tweet to you for $500
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I don't value any human being to that regard...have some self respect, especially after realizing that all of the money is just adding to their wallet, and not a good cause else where. This is all pathetic if you ask me. Whoever started this can kick rocks.
 
Lmao, why am I not surprised that that dirtbag Tiki Barber started this? That f*cktard is the bottom of the barrel.
 
How much to rent a cheerleader for a few days ?



:)
 
Rob Gronkowski wants $5000 to tweet something. $5000 to send you less than 90 characters on a website. Wow.
 
Dimitri Patterson should have an option: Injure something on Dimitri Patterson: $5.

I think my favorite one is $100 to go do karaoke with some lineman on the Jets.

Also, Twan Russell is on there. :lol:
 
I think Jim Jensen is offering the best bang for the buck. I mean his stories are probably just as good as most others and at the $300-500 range, that's hard to pass up. :chuckle:

I'm surprised Bryant Mckinnie hasn't offered up his services, I mean if Daunte Culpepper can get $3,000 for a some camping, Mckinnie should be able to ease his economic downfall by selling some dance lessons. And why no Aaron Hernandez? Who doesn't want a letter from prison?
 
LOL - Jimmy Wilson is top value. He's available for just $1000 an appearance compared to Jared Odrick who charges $4,000 an appearance and $4,000 for a game of golf. (He's entering his contract season). Former Dolphin, Legadu Naanee is just available for Lunch or Dinner $750 Appearance $1,000 Round of Golf $500 (I'm sure he has a big following in Miami after his many catches), but Nolan Carroll sounds like he's a bit of a "money whore", he's available for absolutely everything.
Lunch or Dinner $1,250 (and I presume you pay for his meal as well), Fantasy Draft $1,250, Attend a Game $1,250, Round of Golf $2,000 (plus green fees and beverages), Celebrations $2,000 (birthdays, engagements, bar mitzvahs...) Appearance $2,000, Special Requests $2,000, Q&A $2,000, Private Coaching $500, Group Coaching $1,000, Video Message $99. I wonder what constitutes a special request? He must be a karaoke singer.
 
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