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Rex Ryan wants Dolphins to Apologize for that spanking

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FORESKIN PARK, NJ - October 29, 2012 - Rex Ryan, pimp of the NY Rats football squadron, today continued his recent trend of demanding "I'm sorrys" from members of the Miami Dolphins by announcing his "strong and fat desire" for a "sincere apology" for the "mean bullying" that the Dolphins bestowed upon his hoes in yesterday's 30-9 backhand slap.

Earlier in the week, Rex requested an "I'm sorry" from Mr. Reginald Bush, for his Karmic statement regarding the season ending injury to Darrelle's Penis. Today's demand was delivered in a much more somber tone, although Rex was in decent spirits after devouring a bucket of Fried Chicken Feet from KFC (a custom order).

Early word from Dolphins HQ is that they will not apologize and in fact, intend to bully their way to additional victories against the Colts, Titans, and Seahawks in the coming weeks. Stay tuned...

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"Rex Ryan wants Dolphins to Apologize for that spanking"

I hope he holds his breath for one.
 
How's the realty up in Foreskin Park? I'm looking for a vacation home and want to explore any and all possible locations.
 
I enjoy Rex being there with Sanchez as his QB. Hopefully, Woody Johnson keeps him there at least another season of circus antics.
 
The Dolphins, this site, Ace Ventura & phins fans everywhere should apologize to the world that Rexie, Tony, Timmy, Markie, & the rest are the sorriest bunch of loud, chronic obsessed, clueless, obnoxious, bravado filled, overhypped, overrrated, fist-pumping, no talent A$$ clowns ever!

p.s. This rant was inspired (in part) by Chris Jericho.
 
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