Ricky Williams took a dump and said he did not enjoy it...

[ckparrothead]

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/football/12547465.htm

Posted on Fri, Sep. 02, 2005

Ricky Williams says he won't miss bathroom

STEVEN WHINER

Associated Press

MIAMI - In a startling development, Ricky Williams has revealed that he recently took a dump in a Miami Dolphins team facility bathroom and did not enjoy it.

In a statement to the press, Miami Dolphins officials deny knowledge of the incident and blame the story on the complete and utter sensationalism and idiocy of the greater press in their effort to stay firmly attached to every morsel of feces that falls from Ricky Williams' rump.

 

[shaadi]

:rofl3:

 

[Samphin]

Wow, scooped Nublar too...

 

[TerryTate]

CK, you know not to use BREAKING NEWS for stuff like this...

 

[Roman529]

This gets my vote for POST OF THE WEEK.

 

[ckparrothead]

I thought the breaking news was a nice touch, actually. Whatever.

 

[Troysif]

This gets my vote for POST OF THE WEEK.

SAME HERE

 

[texasPHINSfan]

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f@#k you Miami Herald!