Slippery Slogans

[fairbanksb]

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/immerman/030730.html
ROTFLMAO

 

[inFINSible]

Buffalo Bills: "Knock, Knock? Who's There? Drew Bledsoe. Drew Bledsoe Who? Drew Bledsoe Much From A Hit In The Pocket That He Passed Out, So, Like, The Least You Could Do Is Buy A Four Game Ticket Plan."

:roflmao:....Damn! I wish I would have thought of that!!!

 

[inFINSible]

New England Patriots: "75 Rushing Yards Allowed The First Minute, 25 Rushing Yards Allowed Each Additional Minute."

 

[inFINSible]

New York Jets: "What Happens In The Meadowlands, Stays In The Meadowlands ... Um, Right Up Until Dan Snyder's Helicopter Picks It Up And Transports It Back To Redskins Park."

Okay....I'm going to have to warn myself here...no smacking in the Dolphins forum......

:hitself:

 

[inFINSible]

Washington Redskins: "J-E-T-S--Jets, Jets, Jets!"

:escape:

 

[ZOD]

That pic is just plain nasty...

 

[XoPhinsoX]

Miami Dolphins: "Seau! Seau! Seau! No, Seriously, 'Say Ow,' Because Our Inflated Ticket Prices Are Painful."

 

[FumanChu]

Originally posted by XoPhinsoX
Miami Dolphins: "Seau! Seau! Seau! No, Seriously, 'Say Ow,' Because Our Inflated Ticket Prices Are Painful."

I guess they couldnt come up with something else that had Seau in it... From what I understand we've got some of the lowest ticket prices in the league..

 

[Prime Time]

Oakland Raiders: "Our Veterans Have Been Playing Since The Beatles Arrived On The Scene...Not The Band, The Life Form!"

:ROFL: :roflmao:

 

[Prime Time]

"Straight Guys (In Glorified Capri Pants) For The Queer Eye."

:rofl:

 

[Muck]

Philadelphia Eagles: "Kids Under 12 Arraigned Free!"

 

[dolfan4good]

InFin, what the h*** is that pic? I can't make it out.

 

[WharfRat]

St. Louis Rams: "We Added Jason Sehorn To Spruce Up Our Defense-Which Is Kind Of Like Adding A Rear Spoiler To Spruce Up Your Geo."

:lolcry: