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Here is the Official Slippery Soap Mock. FAIR AND BALANCED!!!!

1. Matt Ryan QB (Don't believe the John Beck hype machine. The tuna allready as leaked that not only is Beck to small but his throwing mechanics are broken and maybe beyond repair. Mike Mayock an expert believes Ryan will be the pick and so does Slippery.

2a. Jake Long LT (Some are allready predicting that Long will be a bust. The Sporting News has Long slipping well into the second round. I feel the Tuna picks him up with the 32nd pick and sticks him on the Right side of the line.

2b. Dan Conner ILB (also another late second around who has seen his stock slipping. Conner will make people forget Zach Thomas and may even wear #54!

3. Jonathon Smith RB (with Ronnie Brown proving he cannot make it thru an entire season 3 times allready. The tuna brings in Ricky Williams back up just as big as Brown but can break long runs for Touchdowns. This could also be Browns final year in Miami especially if be gets hurt again!

4. Fred Davis TE (David Martin plain sucks. Look for Davis to start from mini-camp.

5. ??? NO PIC SCAM THREW THAT ONE AWAY FOR TRENT SCAMBLED EGGS

Thats as far as I go. Six rounders hardly ever have any impact on teams but look for another defensive lineman, cornerback, saftey and offensive lineman.

I still believe there might be a possible draft day trade that will bring Brady Quinn to Miami or might involve trading away damaged goods Ronnie Brown for a third round pick. :up:
 
LMAO @
Don't believe the John Beck hype machine
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and then having "Believe in Beck" in your sig.

Your mock is also pretty realistic.
 
If this were the Gong Show...you would have not made it past the raising of the curtain
 
Tell teams like the Packers Patriots and Colts that the 6th and 7th rounds dont matter. They consistantly draft impact players in the later rounds and this can be key for putting a winning team on the field.
 
Jack Ikegwuonu is a guy I think is going to be a great corner. He was very good at UW (Badgers) I saw lots of websites projecting him in the 2nd or 3rd round. He injured his knee working out before the combine. And if he slips to the 6th round he is someone the fins should take a look at.
 
Matt Ryan is the No.1 Pick.

The only people that take right defensive ends, nickel backs, kick returners and wide recievers with the their top selections are called, Rick Spielman, Dave Wannestant, Randy Mueller, and SCAM CAMERON. Last time I checked none of them are around anymore.
 
slipperysoap said:
Matt Ryan is the No.1 Pick.

The only people that take right defensive ends, nickel backs, kick returners and wide recievers with the their top selections are called, Rick Spielman, Dave Wannestant, Randy Mueller, and SCAM CAMERON. Last time I checked none of them are around anymore.
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Why did u just spam ur own thread?? This wasnt even the topic!!
 
slipperysoap said:
Here is the Official Slippery Soap Mock. FAIR AND BALANCED!!!!

1. Matt Ryan QB (Don't believe the John Beck hype machine. The tuna allready as leaked that not only is Beck to small but his throwing mechanics are broken and maybe beyond repair. Mike Mayock an expert believes Ryan will be the pick and so does Slippery.

2a. Jake Long LT (Some are allready predicting that Long will be a bust. The Sporting News has Long slipping well into the second round. I feel the Tuna picks him up with the 32nd pick and sticks him on the Right side of the line.

2b. Dan Conner ILB (also another late second around who has seen his stock slipping. Conner will make people forget Zach Thomas and may even wear #54!

3. Jonathon Smith RB (with Ronnie Brown proving he cannot make it thru an entire season 3 times allready. The tuna brings in Ricky Williams back up just as big as Brown but can break long runs for Touchdowns. This could also be Browns final year in Miami especially if be gets hurt again!

4. Fred Davis TE (David Martin plain sucks. Look for Davis to start from mini-camp.

5. ??? NO PIC SCAM THREW THAT ONE AWAY FOR TRENT SCAMBLED EGGS

Thats as far as I go. Six rounders hardly ever have any impact on teams but look for another defensive lineman, cornerback, saftey and offensive lineman.

I still believe there might be a possible draft day trade that will bring Brady Quinn to Miami or might involve trading away damaged goods Ronnie Brown for a third round pick. :up:
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slipperysoap said:
Here is the Official Slippery Soap Mock. FAIR AND BALANCED!!!!

1. Matt Ryan QB (Don't believe the John Beck hype machine. The tuna allready as leaked that not only is Beck to small but his throwing mechanics are broken and maybe beyond repair. Mike Mayock an expert believes Ryan will be the pick and so does Slippery.
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http://www.nfl.com/videos?videoId=09000d5d80798422

:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:
 
I am going to take the high ground here and just say that I hope I see this thread in SPAM soon. I have reported it.
 
Jake Long to #32 and trade Brown for a 3rd when we are wanting a 1st or 2 3rds for JT cmon. Is it still April Fools day cause this is plain stupid. And Matt Ryan at #1 Matty Ice is ice cold and sucks the same he did in college. If we are going to take a Qb at 1 we should take Brohm if we have to take a QB. I cant get over Long at 32 wow wow wow. He is def a top #5 pick. The Chiefs will take him if other 4 dont Then if he slips somehow to Ravens they will def take him with Ogden retiring
 
wow, some people....

this draft, being a 1-15 team, we need to draft players who can make an IMMEDIATE impact on this team....and i mean starters in their first year. last draft, we had Beck, Mauia, Booker, Ginn, Fields, Satele.....all start in their first year. Mormino was projected to start, but that didnt happen. thats why i think this draft is gonna be the same.....imagine:

R1: Jake Long.....immediate starter at OT
2a: Curtis Lofton...immediate starter at LB
2b: Charles Godfrey...immediate starter at CB...probably 2nd CB.
3a: Mario Manningham...he'll probably be 3rd receiver on offense.
R4: Craig Stevens....behind Peelle, the guy is superior at run blocking.
R6: Caleb Campbell...SS, him and Bell can take turns, providing fresh legs.


something along those lines. ALL 6 guys can contribute quite well in the first year.
 
Why are you even on these boards if your not even going to contribute anything thats worth a S**T Slippery.
 
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