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Somebody Needs to Confess!

JoeFin

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God is obviously punishing this team for something one of you did.

Who is it?
 
I made faces at snakes at the st Louis zoo this morning. True story. Maybe I shouldn't have.
 
I'm not admitting anything! It does look like nothing bounces our way. Ha I think that will be Sparano's best excuse to why we sucked hard.
 
Wait a minute..Actually I did punch a baby this morning at the grocery store...
 
there truly is no other way to explain it

its certainly a game of inches, 1 inch for a blocked FG, 1 inch from a sack, 1 inch for henne to get hit and throw a tipped pick, 1 inch for marshall to drop a TD, 1 inch for Bell to tip it jacoby jones. All these little things add up and seem to keep coming at us. I know "good teams make it happen" but a lot of good teams get those 1 inches, luck or skill.
 
Don Shula sold the Dophins soul for the perfect season...now the devil has been getting his due.
 
I kissed my cousin when we were young. Why does god hate incest so much!
 
We are a undisciplined team that gets out coached and out hustled every week.
The fans have nothing to confess.
The players might want to talk about the late night trips to the bars and strip clubs before games...
This team is just going through the motions and Sparano is a dead man walking.
 
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