This may sound like sacrilege...but this is the most fun Dolphins season in recent memory for me. Why, you ask?
I'm used to the Dolphins being a middling 7-9 team that misses the playoffs. What that amounts to is a whole lotta spending the season rooting against other teams for tiebreaker scenarios only to be inevitably let down when the Dolphins shoot themselves in the foot and miss the playoffs anyways.
THIS year though, I get to do my usual rooting against other teams thing but the Dolphins sucking is INTENTIONAL and WELCOMED! Even better, at the end of the rainbow instead of a depressing playoff miss and low draft pick, we GET STUFF. A whole lot of stuff!
Sorry, this is all very obvious, but it just seems kinda strange to be as happy as I am while this team is this bad. It's just that this team is finally capitalizing on what it does so well: sucking. As a diehard fan, it's oddly fun that the team is taking advantage of its "strengths" in this way.