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M&M did a little thing this morning on if players were able to smoke some grass during games. QB, at the line, Hut....ummm, Ref come in- delay of game AGAIN. QB- Oh, that guy has popcorn. You get the drift.

What can we come up with for our team under the same condition? For example:

RT in the huddle, yelling to the sidelines "Forget the play call, pump in some Hendrix, and we need 10 more QB helmets." :)


Getting really stoned does not only happen to bad people in the Bible.
 
I know what its like to post stoned on a forum... But this **** makes no sense at all... even for a stoned post.
 
Yea..scares me,that I got it,also.
 
Is it Friday all ready!?

We need water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns...
 
Egnew the GOAT said:
I know what its like to post stoned on a forum... But this **** makes no sense at all... even for a stoned post.
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M&M is Mike & Mike on ESPN, and not to be confused with the candy.

They played a recording on what a QB would be like if grass were being smoked during a NFL game.

I thought it was funny, and wondered what his forum could come up with if the Dolphins were playing stoned.

I gave an example with RT wanting Jimi Hendrix music in place of a play call from the sidelines.

Seems clear to me, and I have yet to have smoked anything.

Another example would be Jerry and McKinnie bullying RT by saying that he will not be touched if he buys the OL 20 pizzas and 4 cases of twinkies. McKennie adds that the cheerleaders have to serve them in G strings and pasties.

Does everyone now understand? :)
 
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"Dude what down is it?"
"1st man! You just ran for forty yards!"
Oh yeah right, That was a sick move huh?"
"What? Sorry man I was checking out that cheerleader over there!"
"Which? Oh yeah damn!"
"**** man! We gotta go! WTF are we doing?"

"Delay of game, offense, 5 yard penalty, still 3rd down"

"**** man that's right, you threw those 2 passes earlier, it's 3rd down dude"
"Fuuuuuuck...."

Sorry, I'm just letting my stoned brain wander lol
 
Coach Philbin finishes his locker room speech and then hands the card to RT and says roll that baby up son. He then turns back to the team....Great win guys, now gather round, Ryan has some great sour diesel he will now hand out. There is only 3 splivs to share so make sure to puff-puff give....keep that rotation going just like we learned in the practice bubble. Ross, great owner of mine... get your ass into the party line. It's Sunday, the game is over, another win for us, I am going to get you high cause at this moment, you ain't got S**T to do.
 
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