Tannehill is so tough....

[Haddaway]

Ryan Tannehill once wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.

When a 350 pound defensive lineman falls on Ryan Tannehill's knee, the lineman's ACL snaps.

Ryan Tannehill was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.


Ryan Tannehill once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.




Ryan Tannehil will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


When Ryan Tannehill works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does.


Ryan Tannehill does not sleep; he waits.

 

[LordTua]

When Ryan Tannehill does a push up he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

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Ryan Tannehill tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

 

[Bumpus]

Some kids played kick the can during summer. When Ryan Tannehill was a kid, he played kick the beer keg.


When Ryan Tannehill goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

[Bumpus]

Ryan Tannehill doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.


Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Ryan Tannehill glare will liquefy your kidneys.

 

[Rodman89]

I once saw Ryan Tannehill sneeze... and then when I woke up, everything around me was blown away. Glad I survived tbh

 

[Bumpus]

Ryan Tannehill paid a dime for a 50 cent candy bar and got $3.75 back in change.



I once walked into Ryan Tannehill's house, he had a bear rug. It was still alive, just too afraid to get up.




The last guy who tried to shake the hand of Ryan Tannehill ended up playing drums for Def Leppard.

 

[FSU Truth]

Ryan Tannehill does make Chocolate milk, he tells the cows to

Cars look both wats for Ryan Tannehill crosses the street

Tannehill has never had to refill his gas tank, his cars run on fear

During a cold game in Buffalo, Tannehill created fire by rubbing the snow together

Ryan Tannehill can pick oranges from a apple tree and make the beat lemonade you have ever tasted

MC Hammer learned that Ryan Tannehill can indeed "touch this"

 

[Bumpus]

Ryan Tannehill invented bacon by throwing a pig through a chain link fence.



When Ryan Tannehill pours milk on his rice crispies they shut the **** up!!!

 

[JayFin327]

When Ryan Tannehill tears his ACL, he only sprains it.

 

[CalDolFan10x14]

Death once had a near-Tannehill experience.

A cop once pulled Ryan Tannehill over...Ryan Tannehill let the cop of with a warning.

When Ryan Tannehill crosses the street, cars look both ways for Ryan Tannehill.

Ryan Tannehill plays soccer with a bowling ball.

Ryan Tannehill doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Ryan Tannehill doesn't turn on the shower, he stares at it until the shower starts crying.

When Ryan Tannehill was born, the only one who cried was the doctor. Never slap Ryan Tannehill.

When there's a meteor shower, Ryan Tannehill grabs a bar of soap.

Ryan Tannehill can cut thru a hot knife with butter.

Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Ryan Tannehill.

 

[Danny]

It's been confirmed. Black Sabbath is changing the title of the song Iron Man to Ryan Tannehill

Ryan rules!!

 

[Danny]

La Cosa Nostra never allowed a non Italian to become a made man till Ryan Tannehill decided he wanted in

Ozzy rules!!

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The waves of a sunami went back into the sea when it found out Ryan Tannehill was at the beach that day

Ozzy rules!!

 

[BobDole]

Ryan Tannehill doesn't get wet, water gets Ryan Tannehilled

 

[Danny]

Ryan Tannehill's shadow is afraid of him

Ozzy rules!!

 

[Danny68]