Frank-n-Furter
Chick Magnet
here's the whole thing......he finally ended up someplace!
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Well here's a little story bout a man named Drew
Got a Ring in New Orleans and his Patriot days are through
One thing that is suprising to his fans, his team, and all,
Is there's only one team that wants him
and he won't accept their call
Cincinnati that is.... Sh!tty football, Sh!ttier baseball
Well one day Drew was sittin' 'round, a bottle in his hand
He called up his sports agent and said " Dude, I need a plan"!
He said "Well Drew is there someplace that you would like to go?
Drew said I can suck anyplace, just not in Ohio.
Soon it came to be that time was getting short,
But Drew never complained, 'cause he was bein' a good sport
It was a Sunday after church when he was told the news,
"We're shippin you off to a desperate team that always seems to lose....."
Buffalo that is.....Sh!tty football, Sh!ttier place to live!
The Drewster doesn't seem too down, 'bout where he has to go
Guess he's used to working with folks who's brain's work extra slow,
I wonder how much longer before we will get to hear,
"I miss New England, Buffalo sucks, and I think the coach is queer!
Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Well here's a little story bout a man named Drew
Got a Ring in New Orleans and his Patriot days are through
One thing that is suprising to his fans, his team, and all,
Is there's only one team that wants him
and he won't accept their call
Cincinnati that is.... Sh!tty football, Sh!ttier baseball
Well one day Drew was sittin' 'round, a bottle in his hand
He called up his sports agent and said " Dude, I need a plan"!
He said "Well Drew is there someplace that you would like to go?
Drew said I can suck anyplace, just not in Ohio.
Soon it came to be that time was getting short,
But Drew never complained, 'cause he was bein' a good sport
It was a Sunday after church when he was told the news,
"We're shippin you off to a desperate team that always seems to lose....."
Buffalo that is.....Sh!tty football, Sh!ttier place to live!
The Drewster doesn't seem too down, 'bout where he has to go
Guess he's used to working with folks who's brain's work extra slow,
I wonder how much longer before we will get to hear,
"I miss New England, Buffalo sucks, and I think the coach is queer!