Spoiler Alert - The "my life is so boring, everything is a conspiracy that doesn't go my way" throng on Sunday at 11pm:
Chiefs win - "See, they did it again. Every call went the Chiefs way. I'm never watching football again (until August 2025)."
Eagles win - "We did it! If it wasn't for us, the Chiefs would have gotten all of the calls. We shined a light on this injustice and the NFL had to go back to being legit. It's still illegitimate though. They'll just go back to giving the Chiefs all the calls next year. I'm never watching football again (until August 2025)."