The Closer
Club Member
I'm the new Head Coach. Everybody who dresses at game time gets one of these:
Before the first game of the season starts, here is what I say in the locker room, pacing back and forth and staring at our players:
"All eyes on me." "Gentlemen, we WILL be successful this year, if you can focus on four things and four things only..."
<pointing to everybody as I speak>
"Your family, your religion, the Miami Dolphins, and being a Bad Mother******."
"You've got that wallet. You ARE a Bad Mother****** right now! The Bad News is you have to earn it to keep it every week. After every game, if you screwed up, played lazy, didn't EARN it, you give it back to me."
"The good news is, you've all got a chance to earn it back, next week, and every week."
How many players on our Miami Dolphins do you think would want to give back their Bad Mother****** wallet in front of all of their teammates and coaches from week-to-week?
Khalil Mack would answer in a press conference, "Khalil, how do you feel about the upcoming game next week against the Miami Dolphins?"
"Those guys are Bad Mother****ers."
Before the first game of the season starts, here is what I say in the locker room, pacing back and forth and staring at our players:
"All eyes on me." "Gentlemen, we WILL be successful this year, if you can focus on four things and four things only..."
<pointing to everybody as I speak>
"Your family, your religion, the Miami Dolphins, and being a Bad Mother******."
"You've got that wallet. You ARE a Bad Mother****** right now! The Bad News is you have to earn it to keep it every week. After every game, if you screwed up, played lazy, didn't EARN it, you give it back to me."
"The good news is, you've all got a chance to earn it back, next week, and every week."
How many players on our Miami Dolphins do you think would want to give back their Bad Mother****** wallet in front of all of their teammates and coaches from week-to-week?
Khalil Mack would answer in a press conference, "Khalil, how do you feel about the upcoming game next week against the Miami Dolphins?"
"Those guys are Bad Mother****ers."