The not-too-official "What Did Clay Do Today?" thread

[PCmor]

I thought we could use this as a catch-all for breaking info about Charles Clay. Plus, I didn't want to be the only one here to not start either a Suh or a Clay thread.

So, I'll start. Charles Clay today got up, got dressed, had a small but healthy breakfast, updated his Facebook status and left home to work out.

 

[Kdawg954]

He was feeling "Dolphinish" today so he represented while looking to get advice from Optimus Prime, who clearly is a Bills guy based on his color scheme.

 

[FSU Truth]

Charles Clay reacting to the 90% articles..

 

[truedolfan57]

i'm sure he's gonna doo-doo today.

 

[greasyObnoxious]

Charles Clay wearing his old college uni today to get accustomed to the Bills' color scheme

 

[scodoublet]

He wore a "This is my lucky Irish t-shirt" today! :)

 

[AquaXI]

He played with Clay using his Charlie.

 

[Rev Kev]

I saw that Clay got a medi-pedi today...

 

[VBCheeseGrater]

i'm sure he's gonna doo-doo today.

I'm sensing a theme on finheaven.com today!

 

[FSU Truth]

I'm sensing a theme on finheaven.com today!

if you mention long snapping...you've covered the gambit of today's FH jokes...

 

[GCD960]

Charles chucked his clay today

 

[Fins_of_Fury]

Sources tell me that the discussions involving Charles Clay are heating up...Vic Carucci has reported that Rex Ryan and Clay have spent a significant amount of time talking over Skype. Most notably with Rex studying the quality of Clay's feet. It has been rumored that even the slightest toe imperfection could be a deal-breaker....

 

[I am Bane]

i'm sure he's gonna doo-doo today.

is this what his doo-doo is like???

---------- Post added at 04:06 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:05 PM ----------

Sources tell me that the discussions involving Charles Clay are heating up...Vic Carucci has reported that Rex Ryan and Clay have spent a significant amount of time talking over Skype. Most notably with Rex studying the quality of Clay's feet. It has been rumored that even the slightest toe imperfection could be a deal-breaker....

LOL.... no doubt that is obvious Rex is studying his feet!!!

 

[Kdawg954]

is this what his doo-doo is like???

 

[circumstances]

if you mention long snapping...you've covered the gambit of today's FH jokes...

Fins cut long snapper John Denney (aka "The Enigma"), sign clay to a multi year deal at 8.5 million per, to play tight end AND long snap. Done! :D