The Onion: Reggie Bush: Funny Story

[Alex44]

Obviously its not true, but its pretty funny, I love the end line

Trojans head coach Pete Carroll, who took reporters' questions as an opportunity to praise his former running back's "impeccable work ethic," said he was unaware the running back was making so much money, adding that he assumed the Hummer limousine in which Bush arrived at practice every day was simply provided by his agent

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53083

 

[Pennington's Rocket Arm]

the onion is great.