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This is the LEAST Compelling Miami Dolphins Team In a LOOOONG While

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The Coach - Tony Sparano

A meat head with a false sense of entilement. A guy that spews out random numbers to help formulate a claim the he is somehow intelligent. He is dumb, yet arrogant, how does that work? His one specialty, the offensive line in year 4 is as bad as year 1. This is with the endless former Cowboys he keeps employing on our team.

The G.M. - Jeff Ireland

The very definition of douchebag. I'm sure with enough chances he'd eventually get the Qb situation fixed, but at the same time, its hard to root for an a-hole with some of the most horrendous public speaking skills I've ever seen. Players think he's a racist bigot and yet he has Ross' full confidence. That leads me to....

The Owner - Stephen Ross

A naive billionare who has made this team into a laughing stock by the addition of "glamorous" celebrity owners. But we still managed to finish 1 -7 at home. A cross country flight courting Harbaugh while Sparano scratched his scr0tum in wonderment didn't endear the media to us either. He followed that up with a bazaar conference where he, Ireland, and Sparano tried to hash things out publicly. That was flat out embarassing.

The Qb - Chad Henne

He's been discusse ad nauseum, I can't add anymore. Here's what I will say which I never thought I would, he makes me miss Jay Fiedler.

The Diva Receiver - Brandom Marshall

An immature child, poor teammate, and douchebag as well. He's talented, but a loser and a constant lockeroom distraction. He shines a bad light on this team and I can't root for a wife beater.

The Team Personality - A Dead Log

This team has no real swagger or confidence. Its slow, and poorly coached. They're not exciting or eccentric. All the coaches somehow look like the same, like Tony Sparano, fat and bald. They'll start out slow again this year, like a typical Sparano team because he had no idea what he was doing during training camp. This year though the players wont respond knowing the tenuous situation of our front office. It won't be pretty. I'll tune in, but I already know how this book will be written. I'll hope for better days in 2012 when these cast of losers are long gone.
 
You can always ride your horse into the sunset and leave your Fins Jersey on the Finheaven porch before you leave.
 
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so pretty much the same thing you said last year? thanks for sharing. please show me where you've said even one postive thing in the last year.
 
lol...this post had me cracking up...esp. the fat and bald coaching thing...

Relax big guy, it was only a pre-season game....8-8 is acceptable now for the Fins, didn't you get them memo?
 
lol livas is the only reason im hyped, and gates
 
hopefully when long gets back, and we hopefully get a new guard we will do alot better. it is just the first preseason game
 
I guess you are a pessimist? :crazy:

Look i know the dolphins still have some big holes to fill
Your right the run blocking looked bad
henne started off awful but then made a big throw for a touchdown
Moore second touchdown throw he looked like brady
And gates with a nice touchdown catch
We found our punt returner and his name isn't bess
he actually can score touchdowns..lil 5 7 dude is chiseled
Jimmy wilson all over the field knocking down passes and sacking the qb

Our run d stunk for the most part all in all i give henne a c-
Moore was player of the game give him a solid B
Devlin didnt get to see enough of him to fairly grade?
Kevin Oconnel the guy can move
 
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