Time for our yearly reality check

[Regulus]

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins | Defector

Anytime I watch Tagovailoa check down to a flare pass that goes for a six-yard loss, I think to myself WHAT TOUCH THAT YOUNG MAN HAS. The Dolphins would be better off starting Dan Marino again. Right now. This is a team led exclusively by last-ditch options.

defector.com

Remember this is a joke. Don’t get too riled up.

 

[E30M3]

A good website if you enjoy the cynical sardonic ramblings of the least interesting kind of person in the world. Magary has sucked for a decade

 

[ANUFan]

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins | Defector

Anytime I watch Tagovailoa check down to a flare pass that goes for a six-yard loss, I think to myself WHAT TOUCH THAT YOUNG MAN HAS. The Dolphins would be better off starting Dan Marino again. Right now. This is a team led exclusively by last-ditch options.

defector.com

Remember this is a joke. Don’t get too riled up.

Considering all the crap that’s talked about Tua it’s hard to tell if it’s a joke or not!

 

[lynx]

I've been around long enough that if we lose to the Patriots in Week 1 I won't jump off a bridge or anything, but the beer fridge might have to be restocked on Monday

 

[BobDole]

This article is usually the best thing about being a Dolphins fan every year. The comment section is always gold.

 

[Atila]

This article is usually the best thing about being a Dolphins fan every year. The comment section is always gold.

hahahaa... some good comments, my favorite of them all:

Shepard:

The Dolphins haven’t won 12 games in the regular season since 1990. The only longer streak is the Browns (1986). In the 31 seasons since the Dolphins won 12 games, they’ve averaged 8.09 wins a season. Somewhere in Wyoming, Jeff Fisher just came in his pants and shot his arrow twenty feet above the head of a majestic ten-point buck. This team has killed me with their averageness.

 

[Fin-Loco]

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Miami Dolphins | Defector

Anytime I watch Tagovailoa check down to a flare pass that goes for a six-yard loss, I think to myself WHAT TOUCH THAT YOUNG MAN HAS. The Dolphins would be better off starting Dan Marino again. Right now. This is a team led exclusively by last-ditch options.

defector.com

Remember this is a joke. Don’t get too riled up.

LOL. That dude is ruthless.