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Tony and the Moronos.

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The three stooges are at it again. I swear we have the absolute dumbest coaching staff ever assembled. ****ing morons.

They should start a band and Tony and the Moronos would be the perfect name. Then I could take their guitars and smash them over their ****ing heads repeatedly.

First let me say, these nimrods are pretty ****ing good at preperation during the week. They usually put together a nice gameplan. I will give them that. But, god damn if they arent the worst I have ever seen at managing a game, play calling, and adjustments that I have ever seen in my entire ****ing life. Its obvious they need TIME to think.

1) The Ricky pass. Everyone knows this was the worst call of the year among a slew of stupid calls. WTF. Here we are pounding the **** out of the Bills and for some reason Henning says "Hey. I KNOW. Lets let Ricky throw it. That'll trick em." ****ing moron. And Tony just lets that slide???? Everyone is killing Henning on here already, but no one seems to want to place blame on the guy in charge who has the authority to tell Henning he is a ****ing idiot. Perhaps because Tony is a ****ing moron himself!!

5 carries for 32 yards and the Bills showing no signs of stopping Ricky from getting solid yardage on every carry and he calls a ****ing RB pass. Get real.

2) The Ginn reverse. I dont mind these plays. They are good calls when a team is overpursuing and such. But, when youre hammering the **** out of them straight up front and they simply cant stop you......WHY? Come on man. I know Ricky was out, but just hammer it with Hilliard. Stupid drive killing call.

3) Let Hilliard carry the ****ing ball. Havent you noticed every time he comes in we pass? Come on man. The OL is killing Buffalo at the point of attack. Even Ronnie Brown might be able to rip off positive yardage. Well that might be stretching it a bit, but give Hilliard a shot. He dosent dance like Ronnie so Im sure he could pound it up in there almost as well as Ricky is today.

Point is there is no reason we arent leading 24-7 right now, outside of the fact that Sparano, Henning, and Pasqualoni are a bunch of complete and total ****ing morons.

I will take Charlie Weiss and Romeo any day now. Then get Bill's fat *** out of the booth and down on the sidelines where he belongs. I cant take much more of this ****. These ****ers better cover this 3.5 spread or someone needs to send me my god damned money. If Tony wont pay for it maybe some of you that sweat his nuts can pool together and send me a check.

And Ronnie Brown ****ing blows. All of yall sweat his nuts too and he dosent do anything but, kill drives with his lack of explosion and put us in negative situations that result in turnovers and other bad plays. Basically, he sets us up to lose. The team is way better without him and his dancing. He is a detriment to our offense.

Flame on that ****. Im heated. :blowup: :rant:
 
I dont agree with you about Ronnie Brown, but everything else is spot on. The play calls every week leave me stupified.
 
Every week I want to throw my remote at the TV when they inevitably run a play action during the two minute drill or another abvious passing situation. Moronic beyond belief.
 
Except that Dan Henning calls offensive plays

Except that Morono is the HC and can overrule any play call he wishes. So in effect, Tony ultimately calls the plays. Quit trying to pretend he isnt responsible for this debacle.
 
I told you guys about Henning last year, but suddenly he became a genius. I'm glad he's back to where he belongs now. We've got to get Weiss in here. We can't afford Hennings abject ineptitude any more.

I'm ok with Coach P. Your players have to execute and tackle, I put the lack of tackling squarely on the lack of tackling in camp. You don't get better at tackling my not tackling.
 
Fire everyone, I don't even care. Parcells can go too.
 
I'm starting to see the light on Sparano. He's seems like a softy with a tough guy exterior. He's done a good job spoon feeding me the kool aid. All this **** he allows to occur is unforgivable now. What an embarrassing disgrace.
 
Except that Morono is the HC and can overrule any play call he wishes. So in effect, Tony ultimately calls the plays. Quit trying to pretend he isnt responsible for this debacle.

The HC is responsible for the team, period. Everything rests on him. You can't fire coordinaters willy-nilly, but at the same time they have to be held accountable. Henning is an average coordinater. He'll get some things right, and some things wrong at about a 50% ratio. We're seeing the results now.
 
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