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10. Cannot show a game within 70 miles of Paul Tagliabue when he is getting his prostate exam.

9. League to busy still trying to convince Al Davis that he actually Died 15 years ago.

8. ....something about "penetrating the fans endzone with a stupid rule."

7. Booked a party boat with the vikings the same time as kick off.

6. Still mad about that Mcmahon Headband issue.

5. Cant show NFL game on a Friday if its dark somewere in the world at the same time the game would be aired.

4. All the other coaches too busy learning how to cut the sleeves and bottoms off of their sweat shirts. Class taught by Bill Belechik.

3. Al Davis still dead.

2. NFL too busy Helping Bill Parcells pick out the perfect wonder bra.

1. Still helping O.J. Look for the real killers!!
 
SanDiegoDolphan said:
10. Cannot show a game within 70 miles of Paul Tagliabue when he is getting his prostate exam.

9. League to busy still trying to convince Al Davis that he actually Died 15 years ago.

8. ....something about "penetrating the fans endzone with a stupid rule."

7. Booked a party boat with the vikings the same time as kick off.

6. Still mad about that Mcmahon Headband issue.

5. Cant show NFL game on a Friday if its dark somewere in the world at the same time the game would be aired.

4. All the other coaches too busy learning how to cut the sleeves and bottoms off of their sweat shirts. Calss taught by Bill Belechik.

3. Al Davis still dead.

2. NFL too busy Helping Bill Parcells pick out the perfect wonder bra.

1. Still helping O.J. Look for the real killers!!
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:lol: awesome
 
SanDiegoDolphan said:
10. Cannot show a game within 70 miles of Paul Tagliabue when he is getting his prostate exam.

9. League to busy still trying to convince Al Davis that he actually Died 15 years ago.

8. ....something about "penetrating the fans endzone with a stupid rule."

7. Booked a party boat with the vikings the same time as kick off.

6. Still mad about that Mcmahon Headband issue.

5. Cant show NFL game on a Friday if its dark somewere in the world at the same time the game would be aired.

4. All the other coaches too busy learning how to cut the sleeves and bottoms off of their sweat shirts. Calss taught by Bill Belechik.

3. Al Davis still dead.

2. NFL too busy Helping Bill Parcells pick out the perfect wonder bra.

1. Still helping O.J. Look for the real killers!!
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NICE JOB
 
SanDiegoDolphan said:
man this sucks! The Mighty NFL wants to make sure not to conflict with H.S. Football! Wow what a crock.
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That's not an actual reason is it? If so,

NFL officials:monkeyl:
 
BTW i guess it was O.K. For N.O. to have a doubleheader game with the Giants nationally televised. I bet this is going to be our best game of the year and a game we wont get to see.
 
SanDiegoDolphan said:
10. Cannot show a game within 70 miles of Paul Tagliabue when he is getting his prostate exam.

9. League to busy still trying to convince Al Davis that he actually Died 15 years ago.

8. ....something about "penetrating the fans endzone with a stupid rule."

7. Booked a party boat with the vikings the same time as kick off.

6. Still mad about that Mcmahon Headband issue.

5. Cant show NFL game on a Friday if its dark somewere in the world at the same time the game would be aired.

4. All the other coaches too busy learning how to cut the sleeves and bottoms off of their sweat shirts. Class taught by Bill Belechik.

3. Al Davis still dead.

2. NFL too busy Helping Bill Parcells pick out the perfect wonder bra.

1. Still helping O.J. Look for the real killers!!
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Parcells was the killer. He stole Nicoles implants. He had to put them in because of a bet he lost with Al Davis. He bet AL that he couldnt come back from the dead.
 
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