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Top 10 things overheard in the Dolphins locker room after the game.

10. Playoffs? Playoffs!? you want a talk about playoffs? I just wanna win a damn game.

9. Remember Gus... We wear the white shirts with the fish on the helmet.

8. Hey Ricky, its hard to write notes on this little paper you have.

7. Don't drink the bong water.

6. Marino.... paging Dan Marino!

5. Hey Gus toss me that towel,.... uh, never mind I'll just pick it up myself.

4. Anybody got Ray Lucas' phone number?

3. No, getting burned up the middle is not a good thing.

2. Has anyone seen my floaties.

1. Yes that is a lemon and no, I'm not happy to see you.
 
SanDiegoDolphan said:
Top 10 things overheard in the Dolphins locker room after the game.

10. Playoffs? Playoffs!? you want a talk about playoffs? I just wanna win a damn game.

9. Remember Gus... We wear the white shirts with the fish on the helmet.

8. Hey Ricky, its hard to write notes on this little paper you have.

7. Don't drink the bong water.

6. Marino.... paging Dan Marino!

5. Hey Gus toss me that towel,.... uh, never mind I'll just pick it up myself.

4. Anybody got Ray Lucas' phone number?

3. No, getting burned up the middle is not a good thing.

2. Has anyone seen my floaties.

1. Yes that is a lemon and no, I'm not happy to see you.
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A couple of them were funny, although the Ricky=Pothead jokes are just annoying, they've been WAY overused. Good effort though. BTW, I don't know if you know this or not, but the quote in your sig should be "Leave the gun, take the canolis." That's been bugging me for a while.
 
the towel joke was the only quasi-funny one, and that is bitten off from jay leno. he used that last year and it cracked me up...

"the dolphins tried to throw in the towel on the season, but it was intercepted".

a lot funnier last year... gus only threw 1 pick, so that isn't as funny as when AJ drops 3+ INTs a game...
 
SanDiegoDolphan said:
Top 10 things overheard in the Dolphins locker room after the game.

10. Playoffs? Playoffs!? you want a talk about playoffs? I just wanna win a damn game.

9. Remember Gus... We wear the white shirts with the fish on the helmet.

8. Hey Ricky, its hard to write notes on this little paper you have.

7. Don't drink the bong water.

6. Marino.... paging Dan Marino!

5. Hey Gus toss me that towel,.... uh, never mind I'll just pick it up myself.

4. Anybody got Ray Lucas' phone number?

3. No, getting burned up the middle is not a good thing.

2. Has anyone seen my floaties.

1. Yes that is a lemon and no, I'm not happy to see you.
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