Top5 Rex Ryan Excuses for loss

[miamifire]

5. Got jelly-donut jelly on play call sheet, couldn't read plays.

4. Missed yesterdays practice stopping at every Taco Bell he could find on his way to stadium, eating as many free '" Blackjack tacos" he could cram into his gullet.

3. Dropped his playbook on the floor and couldn't bend over to pick it up.

2. Had to use toilet at the half, couldn't get anyone to wipe his fat a$$.

1. Was so embarassed by 1st loss to fins, they had to grease the door frame and coax him out of the locker room by dangling a twinkie in front of him.

 

[JCane]

Mark Sanchez had too much mustard on that deep ball.

 

[sharp]

My personal favorite.. his favorite flavor of snaple is gravy lolol... just sounds disgusting

 

[jhortondj2]

So ...my fiance is watching the Rex presser with me and hears me say he is "full of sh*t" , "I don't think you should say that about him" she says..... "why the hell not" I say, to which she calmly replies "when you say it like that it sounds ...temporary!"

I LOVE HER

 

[jhortondj2]

Now she says I need to just stop listening to him, so I don't get an ear infection, and I should feel lucky I can't smell his breath through the TV with all the sh*t he's spewing....

Too Much

 

[luduporcu]

Such a subtle sense of humor. That's what I call one fine woman. You're a lucky man, j.

 

[Dolphins7273]

Got sick after confusing the New York Titans' mustard colored pants for giant hot dogs.

 

[Padfoot]

So ...my fiance is watching the Rex presser with me and hears me say he is "full of sh*t" , "I don't think you should say that about him" she says..... "why the hell not" I say, to which she calmly replies "when you say it like that it sounds ...temporary!"

I LOVE HER

Hysterical

 

[DisturbedShifty]

I dont have five reasons, but here is one,

Lost his playbook in the folds of his fat.

 

[Keonxl]

And the biggest reason of all.................









Sanchez spilled mustard on his playbook and he ate it.

 

[Ricky4Life]

So ...my fiance is watching the Rex presser with me and hears me say he is "full of sh*t" , "I don't think you should say that about him" she says..... "why the hell not" I say, to which she calmly replies "when you say it like that it sounds ...temporary!"

I LOVE HER

Awesome. :hi5:

 

[Vaark]

No Ed Reed, Ray Lewis or Terrell Suggs on the field.

 

[Daytona Fin]

"we were playing the dolphins"

 

[phinfreak]

5. Got jelly-donut jelly on play call sheet, couldn't read plays.

4. Missed yesterdays practice stopping at every Taco Bell he could find on his way to stadium, eating as many free '" Blackjack tacos" he could cram into his gullet.

3. Dropped his playbook on the floor and couldn't bend over to pick it up.

2. Had to use toilet at the half, couldn't get anyone to wipe his fat a$$.

1. Was so embarassed by 1st loss to fins, they had to grease the door frame and coax him out of the locker room by dangling a twinkie in front of him.

I left my playbook at Jenny Craig!

 

[flynryan15]

He gets distracted by all the food in the stands!