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Phinnhedd

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In many minds, including my own, this has to be the most ginormous, awesomest, kick-*** game we've had to talk about since I can't remember.

In an unprecedented move, Tony Sparano brought some dynamite to Miami and started to blow things up at will. When is the last time any of you that read this have had this feeling? Whoa, I have a bad memory and maybe a bit of selective memory, but, my amnesia I think has been cured.

So here's the scoop:

We have totally played to the level of our opponents.

We have some ****ty *** special teams unit.

We have beat some good ****ing teams.

We have lost to some mediocre *** teams.

We have had some game winning drives.

We have had some game losing breakdowns.

We're in the playoff hunt.

Wait... whaaaaat?

Yeah man. In case you didn't notice, we're 2nd in the AFC East Division tied with those pesky assed patriots.

We're also playing those pesky assed patriots on Sunday.

Reader: Dude!!

Me: Yeah!

Reader: So this is a big game eh?

Me: No **** sherlock.

Reader: Who is sherlock?

Me: **** if I know, but he's probably a patriot fan.

Reader: Are you calling me a patriot fan?

Me: Dude, ur crazy.

Reader: oh.
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I'm not one for last words and ****, but this Sunday we have the chance and ability to show those ****ing patriots how we engage end game functionality.
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Thoughts:

Joey Porter called us out this week. So what did Phinnhedd do?

This mofo went out and bought tickets to the game. Nuff said.

Other players hinted to the 12th man being somewhat huge at home stadium.

This mofo went out and bought more tickets.

Tony Sparano hinted this to be a huge game.

This mofo bought some bratwursts and beer. And a Jersey for me and my nephew :thumbup:

Stuff going on in my mind:

Joey Porter is a beast
Joey Porter needs 3 sacks this game
Matt Roth is a beast
Ted Ginn is a beast
Will Allen is a beast
Jason Allen needs lessons, but he's coming along
Ronnie and Ricky need to stop hesitating and hit those ****ing holes
Greg Camarillo can... well, be Greg Camarillo
Chad Pennington doesn't need a pick-6 this game
The defense should worry about the running game and Cassel bootlegs
Wes Welker needs a concussion
or 2
I think the TE's are set up for a good game this week
Man I have a mancrush on Anthony Fasano against the patriots.

If I tell you more, I might get Baker acted.
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Hmm, I don't have keys to the game. I'm not one to make excuses, nor tell people what they want to hear... but, this game is in the books already. You just don't know it yet. I'm calling an audible at half time to run Matt Roth to the pat's sideline to knock out Bill Belichick :)
Phins win this division match-up peeps. Just listen for once.

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WOW theres alot of phead's here...
Man i miss the greens of SOFLA..
freakin orlando man, it just dont do the trick
 
after our glorious victory sunday im gonna chief like its little big horn
 
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