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I mean, I don't know firsthand, but I have no reason to doubt it...
TUA IS A GUY
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TheMageGandalf
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I see what you did here.....
I'll say this, his sleeves are pretty damn cool, now that he has both arms finished.... still hate the frosted tips on his hair tho. 
I am thankful Tua showed up Thursday.
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I don’t know about the twig though he’s Samoan & I hear they got tree-trunks.
But I’m certain he’s got about the biggest set of berries this side of the Mason Dixon.
The dude refuses to wear the special helmet & refuses to throw the ball away up 3 scores in the 4th quarter to the Raiders while running for his life under pressure.
At some point one has to wonder if it’s the CTE creeping in rather than cojones because correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t his car accident of a hip injury at Alabama happen the play immediately after Satan tried to take him out of the game?
Is he ever going to learn the lesson that he’s better off running away to play another day rather than do a Maori New Zealand Haka/warrior chant in the face of imminent danger?
HEY, TUA! WE CAN’T USE YOU IF YOU’RE IN CONCUSSION PROTOCOL, BROTHER & WE NEED YOU. THROW THE FOKING THING AWAY!!!
I heard he could have been the next Peter North if football didn't work out or the 1st Hockey player who didn't need a hockey stick.
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His father didn't only change the hand he threw with.
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I heard he actually only has one leg. Its why sometimes his movement is a little stiff. Also why he dosnt wear shorts.
From a boy Tua man
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I like size as much as the next guy, but sometimes it can be too much.
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This is a bizarre thread, LMAO!
Dolphins are bizarre animals. A mammal that lives in the ocean and has a built-in glory hole? I mean, what's that about?
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You had me at gloryhole