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TUA IS A GUY

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I mean, I don't know firsthand, but I have no reason to doubt it...

I donā€™t know about the twig though heā€™s Samoan & I hear they got tree-trunks.

But Iā€™m certain heā€™s got about the biggest set of berries this side of the Mason Dixon.

The dude refuses to wear the special helmet & refuses to throw the ball away up 3 scores in the 4th quarter to the Raiders while running for his life under pressure.

At some point one has to wonder if itā€™s the CTE creeping in rather than cojones because correct me if Iā€™m wrong but didnā€™t his car accident of a hip injury at Alabama happen the play immediately after Satan tried to take him out of the game?

Is he ever going to learn the lesson that heā€™s better off running away to play another day rather than do a Maori New Zealand Haka/warrior chant in the face of imminent danger?

HEY, TUA! WE CANā€™T USE YOU IF YOUā€™RE IN CONCUSSION PROTOCOL, BROTHER & WE NEED YOU. THROW THE FOKING THING AWAY!!!
 
I heard he could have been the next Peter North if football didn't work out or the 1st Hockey player who didn't need a hockey stick.
I like size as much as the next guy, but sometimes it can be too much.
 
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