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Wake Up! You're Dreaming...

Pandarilla

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Jakeem Grant is a reverse engineered clone of an extra terrestrial that crashed in Roswell...There I said it!

How else can you explain such a tough yet flexible and lightweight body alloy?

C'mon Gase, wake up! Press the easy button more than a few plays and let's get this party started, Adam...
 
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The latent irony in the title is that the last player so criminally underused was Wake...Trust me, I was listening to the Tenacious D album while demo-ing a house yesterday. When the Lee, Lee, Lee song came on I found that I was holding a huge piece of wall in the shape of an L! I'm in the zone, people...

Just seems so obvious to me that Grant is not seeing enough snaps.
 
Pandarilla said:
Jakeem Grant is a reverse engineered clone of an extra terrestrial that crashed in Roswell...There I said it!

How else can you explain such a tough yet flexible and lightweight body alloy?

C'mon Gase, wake up! Press the easy button more than a few plays and let's get this party started, Adam...
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They're probably using him sparingly because of his size. That and inexperience. I'm sure Gase will find ways to work him in more as the season progresses.
 
They can do so many thing with him and Wilson and Stills. The speed on the team is over the top right now.
 
Patriots defense is still good in the red zone. I'd go heavy speed outside the red zone, target guys like Gesicki and Parker inside it.
 
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