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We need an offensive minded skipper!

DRNEWBEE

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I think it is time we bring a little bit of Air Aloha to the NFL. I'm talking about Norm Chow. I would rather go 4-12 with an explosive offense than lose all these games by three points with little or no excitement. If he's not available, let's bring in June Jones and bring back the run and shoot. Dolphins O-fence has been boring for too long!
 
Offensive coaches do not result in offensive improvement. Nor is it reasonable to make a long-term investment(Hiring a coach) for a short term gain(current woes on one side of the ball).
 
Offensive coaches do not result in offensive improvement. Nor is it reasonable to make a long-term investment(Hiring a coach) for a short term gain(current woes on one side of the ball).

There is no long-term coaching investments anylonger. The days of Shula and Landry are over. I want instant gratification! Four and five wide putting up monster points! Long term is a pipe dream.
 
There is no long-term coaching investments anylonger. The days of Shula and Landry are over. I want instant gratification! Four and five wide putting up monster points! Long term is a pipe dream.

Tell that to the patriots.
 
I think it is time we bring a little bit of Air Aloha to the NFL. I'm talking about Norm Chow. I would rather go 4-12 with an explosive offense than lose all these games by three points with little or no excitement. If he's not available, let's bring in June Jones and bring back the run and shoot. Dolphins O-fence has been boring for too long!

Yea and the Titans were just run and gun all year piling up the points. What has Norm Chow done to even be on the radar as an NFL head coach? One year as an OC of a below avg offense. I think most of us just want to win! If you lose 10-7 or 45-40 it's still an L and you still miss the playoffs if you have too many of those.
 
All I'm saying is...We tried to find a coach to marry, to spend the rest of our lives with, and he left us for an 18 year old hill girl from Alabama. I think we should be looking for a good time, someone who's going to give us a few years of excitement with no real hopes of commitment. I want fast action for a low price! Let's fire it up and have some fun around here!
 
Yea and the Titans were just run and gun all year piling up the points. What has Norm Chow done to even be on the radar as an NFL head coach? One year as an OC of a below avg offense. I think most of us just want to win! If you lose 10-7 or 45-40 it's still an L and you still miss the playoffs if you have too many of those.

You are right. Maybe chow's not the answer. Let's bring in a run and shooter then. Let's air it out! June Jones and Jerry Glanville slinging the heat in Miami!
 
I think it is time we bring a little bit of Air Aloha to the NFL. I'm talking about Norm Chow. I would rather go 4-12 with an explosive offense than lose all these games by three points with little or no excitement. If he's not available, let's bring in June Jones and bring back the run and shoot. Dolphins O-fence has been boring for too long!

I'd like a head coach who can get his players to give that extra 10% whether they are on the field or not. I think the head coach has to be able to make the correct decision without hesitation and believe in his choices and defend them when scrutinized.

I'd like a good young OC to lead the offense calling the plays. Preferably someone who was an assistant or has been a coorrdinator for only a short time so that they are not facing speculation or offers for a HC position every off-season.

Not much to ask for really... :D
 
All I'm saying is...We tried to find a coach to marry, to spend the rest of our lives with, and he left us for an 18 year old hill girl from Alabama. I think we should be looking for a good time, someone who's going to give us a few years of excitement with no real hopes of commitment. I want fast action for a low price! Let's fire it up and have some fun around here!

Great analogy!!!
 
You are right. Maybe chow's not the answer. Let's bring in a run and shooter then. Let's air it out! June Jones and Jerry Glanville slinging the heat in Miami!

I was pretty sure Jones already bombed out of the NFL. College offenses fair poorly in the NFL, just ask Steve Spurrier-he was supposed to do that for the Redskins, didnt work so well.
 
You are right. Maybe chow's not the answer. Let's bring in a run and shooter then. Let's air it out! June Jones and Jerry Glanville slinging the heat in Miami!




we might not have the best record but it would be wild to have these 2. i always liked glanville. boy he had balls. atl and houston sure were fun to watch when he was there
 
I think it is time we bring a little bit of Air Aloha to the NFL. I'm talking about Norm Chow. I would rather go 4-12 with an explosive offense than lose all these games by three points with little or no excitement. If he's not available, let's bring in June Jones and bring back the run and shoot. Dolphins O-fence has been boring for too long!
You'd feel good about going 4-12 just because the offense scored a lot of points? I'd rather go 12-4 with the most boring offense in the history of sports.
 
You'd feel good about going 4-12 just because the offense scored a lot of points? I'd rather go 12-4 with the most boring offense in the history of sports.

I too would rather go 12-4 . But we are not going 12-4, so I'm thinking why "play not to lose" and instead play like we have nothing to lose.
 
we might not have the best record but it would be wild to have these 2. i always liked glanville. boy he had balls. atl and houston sure were fun to watch when he was there

Yeah Brother! The fish need some balls! We've been playing ball-less football for too long. We need a gunslinging wild man coach who'll fire up these guys and make football fun again in Miami.
 
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