We have no idea what was wrong with your "groin" and how it might have happened (we have our theories). We enjoyed your mysterious interviews and the ballcap look was really great. We hope the nutpunch you got from Sparano and Parcells taught you never to lie to them again.
But welcome back Matt Roth.
We're better with you in the rotation. You bring a fire and attitude that sometimes goes missing from this defense. Players are genuinely afraid of you because you're...slightly unbalanced.
So thanks for getting that "groin" all healed up and welcome back to the lineup. Please snap Tom Brady's neck next week. I mean, not really, but whatever.
But welcome back Matt Roth.
We're better with you in the rotation. You bring a fire and attitude that sometimes goes missing from this defense. Players are genuinely afraid of you because you're...slightly unbalanced.
So thanks for getting that "groin" all healed up and welcome back to the lineup. Please snap Tom Brady's neck next week. I mean, not really, but whatever.
