So here’s the real deal, or maybe not, we’ll have to see so stay tuned for Tuna time and keep your eyes crossed on the field.
Big infinite question for the Dolphins pending resurrection; the Mormon savoir, John the Beck. Well, is he, or is he not? Someone beyond his personal stylist may know, but it’s a dead dog if the OL is as offensive as last year. Even with a prissy QB and long-legged sexy WR’s, it’s still a big-mans game when you get down to bustin’ balls on the field.
Case in point is puss-n-boots Brady. NY kicks some pass with Brady on the grass and suddenly the greatest wimp ever is just an inferior athlete playing chuck-n-duck against BIG STRONG STUDS ready to eat his PBJ. Rumor has it, Brady pee-peed his pants numerously throughout the game (I’ll have a link on this later).
Speaking of “later,” it’s about time we cleaned the condo including twinkle toed dancers and wannabe celebs and get some real NASTY football players in lieu of the pretty, self-absorbed metro’s we’ve been sporting on the field. Just a thought if you get my buff. Heck, I’d take a 3rd rounder at this point…
On a different note, DMac will be the runaway NFL super-star from this draft class IMO, unless of course he lands in Oakland where he’ll probably be traded to NE in a few wasted years for a song and end zone dance.
Wouldn’t that be amazing --- if we somehow traded down to 4-5 spot, pluck DMac, and then get an OT, ILB and WR all in the 2nd (one of the additional 2nds coming trade down). Follow that with more beef on the OL and some DB’s and a TE and whatever misc. talent we can find to bolster the roster. On the FA side we’ll take athletes with upside for our new “elite coaching staff” to develop.
Last, by unloading Mr. Metro we’ll pick another 3rd and use that for best player available. Bottom line, get YOUNG, fast and mean.
However I know we’ll probably do the pedestrian thing and take C Long at #1 and watch DMac rip the league for the next 10 years…
Smile, it only hurts when you don’t smile!
Outta here.
Big infinite question for the Dolphins pending resurrection; the Mormon savoir, John the Beck. Well, is he, or is he not? Someone beyond his personal stylist may know, but it’s a dead dog if the OL is as offensive as last year. Even with a prissy QB and long-legged sexy WR’s, it’s still a big-mans game when you get down to bustin’ balls on the field.
Case in point is puss-n-boots Brady. NY kicks some pass with Brady on the grass and suddenly the greatest wimp ever is just an inferior athlete playing chuck-n-duck against BIG STRONG STUDS ready to eat his PBJ. Rumor has it, Brady pee-peed his pants numerously throughout the game (I’ll have a link on this later).
Speaking of “later,” it’s about time we cleaned the condo including twinkle toed dancers and wannabe celebs and get some real NASTY football players in lieu of the pretty, self-absorbed metro’s we’ve been sporting on the field. Just a thought if you get my buff. Heck, I’d take a 3rd rounder at this point…
On a different note, DMac will be the runaway NFL super-star from this draft class IMO, unless of course he lands in Oakland where he’ll probably be traded to NE in a few wasted years for a song and end zone dance.
Wouldn’t that be amazing --- if we somehow traded down to 4-5 spot, pluck DMac, and then get an OT, ILB and WR all in the 2nd (one of the additional 2nds coming trade down). Follow that with more beef on the OL and some DB’s and a TE and whatever misc. talent we can find to bolster the roster. On the FA side we’ll take athletes with upside for our new “elite coaching staff” to develop.
Last, by unloading Mr. Metro we’ll pick another 3rd and use that for best player available. Bottom line, get YOUNG, fast and mean.
However I know we’ll probably do the pedestrian thing and take C Long at #1 and watch DMac rip the league for the next 10 years…
Smile, it only hurts when you don’t smile!
Outta here.
