BUFFALO and
Please do me a favor and rough those stick hicks up a bit. Back at the snow bowl afc championship game in the 90s, me and some pals made the trip from columbus, ohio to Rich stadium to see the AFC Championship. We fought through a helacious blizzard, going about 25 mph and barely staying on the road. There were more cars in the ditches than on the roads. At one point, there was a giant tree down in the middle of the highway. It took about 15 guys to move it off the road. This seven hour drive took about 18 hours!!! We stayed at a nearby Knights Inn with purple satin "elvis" curtains. About 9 am we drive to the parking "field" by Rich stadium (nothing is near this stadium, talk about the middle of nowhere!!! lol) and start drinking our beer and cooking some dogs and burgers. Me and one other guy had painted our faces and hair half orange- half turquoise and were decked out in Miami zubaz pants and jerseys. I must have gotten sucker punched at least 6 times that day, i got pegged with a 6-inch diameter iceball square in the balls, my car was jumped on and damaged, and there was absolutely nothing i could do with it being 50,000 against 4. Lucky i was drunk and feeling no pain lol. At one point i was in the restroom at a urinal and i got about 5 or 6 hard elbows to the back. Just 4 being a dolphin fan. We ended up losing an incredible battle, and the next day I had several bruises and a black eye. PAY BACK THEM BILLS!!!!!!!
Those fans were complete assholes one or even two at a time, i would have dropped those punks. I fight MMA with some of the best UFC fighters in the world, and even I was a little intimidated with those odds. So Bills fans watch out, Ill be lookin 4 ya!!!! This time on my turf!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
