Whose fault is it that you became a Miami Dolphins fan?
If you grew up in Miami, then it’s your parents fault. But for those of us outside the area, it’s not usually that simple.
Maybe your dad liked them, so you wanted to too. Maybe your best friend was a fan, so you followed them too. Maybe you grew up in the early 70’s. Maybe you just liked dolphins as a kid. Maybe you ate a lot a paint chips.
For me, it was Dan Marino. You see, as a rabid WVU fan - Dan Marino led the Pitt Panthers last my Mountaineers EVERY YEAR in the Backyard Brawl, thus ripping the still beating heart out of my chest and spiking it on the ground before running over it with a steamroller.
I decided that whichever team drafted him, would be my new team. I was never going to let that man beat me again.
Um ...
****.
This misery I’ve been dealing with is all Dan Marino’s fault.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
If you grew up in Miami, then it’s your parents fault. But for those of us outside the area, it’s not usually that simple.
Maybe your dad liked them, so you wanted to too. Maybe your best friend was a fan, so you followed them too. Maybe you grew up in the early 70’s. Maybe you just liked dolphins as a kid. Maybe you ate a lot a paint chips.
For me, it was Dan Marino. You see, as a rabid WVU fan - Dan Marino led the Pitt Panthers last my Mountaineers EVERY YEAR in the Backyard Brawl, thus ripping the still beating heart out of my chest and spiking it on the ground before running over it with a steamroller.
I decided that whichever team drafted him, would be my new team. I was never going to let that man beat me again.
Um ...
****.
This misery I’ve been dealing with is all Dan Marino’s fault.
I wish I knew how to quit you.