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Who Sucks and Who Doesn’t Suck - End of Season Grades

flynryan15 said:
Waddle sucks he is soft! Always limping or playing hurt. Should have dumped him on the Bills for a 1st rounder and hit him hard once each game we played him and watch him disappear
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I think it was a second rounder but either way I'd have done the deal if we had the cap space to absorb the accelerated signing bonus/void year. Waddle just doesn't seem like a winner to me, at least not since the team betrayed him by trading for Tyreek.
 
We need to look at the roster in terms of value, not suck vs doesnt suck. Once you put salary numbers next to some of these players, their status changes quickly. Anyone not on a rookie contract or a veteran minimum deal should be a trade or cut candidate, with only a few clear exceptions.
 
The SUCK-O-METER is working overtime today!!

Trouble is, you can't just axe folks with NO Replacements!!

It will take a skilled GM to analyze talent & "sign bargains" to build an "Affordable Roster." Value is the key!!

(Any fool can ditch folks & sign expensive replacements ... our fool was named Grier, & that's why were in cap purgatory with a crappy team!!)
 
We missed the playoffs 19-23 seasons. Everyone sucks. Forget winning a playoff game. They can’t make playoffs on regular basis.
 
I really am curious......give me a number......of the ENTIRE ROSTER, how many would you actually keep to build around?

And I mean, can they actually play? Not just, hey, let's trade Achane because he'll be older by the time we can actually be good.....just CAN THEY BE GOOD ENOUGH TO BUILD AROUND?
 
dolpns13 said:
Agree with most of it except Waddle, he does kinda suck
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And Gordon went from doesn’t suck in the beginning of the season to kinda sucks over the last several games. I’d say Wroght doesn’t suck except for his fumbling issues
 
royalshank said:
Well, w a dismal showing in the 3rd quarter (again), got nothing better to do than reflect on a year of suckery. Since we sucked this season, it’s fitting that key players be graded on a scale of “suckiness” from “Totally Sucks” to “Doesn’t Suck at All”. Think of it like Totally Sucks is an “F” and Doesn’t Suck at All is an “A”. Here goes:

QB
1. Tua - Totally Sucks; moving on.
2. Quinn Ewers - Does Not Suck. Processes the field fast and has some moxie. Will be in the QB1 conversation next year.
3. Zach Wilson - Kinda Sucks. Didn’t play this year but we know.

RB
1. Achane - Doesn’t Suck at All. Great player and MVP.
2. Jaylen Wright - Kinda Sucks. Vision ain’t great nor is ball security. Fine backup player.
3. Ollie Gordon - Kinda Sucks. Overhyped player who gets dropped on short yardage for losses more than he makes it.

OL
1. Patrick Paul - Doesn’t Suck. Building block.
2. Johnah Savienaauan - Totally Sucks. Horrible rookie year and does not deserve to be playing. However, needs the reps because we traded up for this guy / can develop into Not Sucking.
3. A’Aron Brewer - Does Not Suck. Most athletic C we’ve had since Dwight Stephenson.
4. Daniel Brunskill - Does Not Suck. Made the season interesting for us.
5. Everyone else - Sucks.

WR
1. Waddle - Doesn’t Suck. Good player.
2. ???

TE
1. Greg Dulcich - Doesn’t Suck. Good find. Physical player who can catch and get up field.

DL
1. Zach Sieler - Does Not Suck. Came on strong 2nd half of the year. Nice FG block today.
2. Kenneth Grant, Jordan Phillips, Zeke Biggers - Kinda Suck. All of them. Fat ****s who can’t get to the QB. Would be ok if they made up for it in the run game. Just not good enough but can develop - and lose some weight, boys.

Edge
1. Bradley Chubb - Does Not Suck. Might not be the smartest player on the team but high effort and makes plays here and there.
2. Chop Robinson - Kinda Sucked this year.

LB
1. Jordan Brooks - Doesn’t Not Suck at All. MVP of the defense. Plays hurt. Racks up tackles and big stops. Throwback football player. Need more tough guys like him.

DB
1. Minkah - Doesn’t Suck at All! MVP of the secondary this year.
2. R Douglass - Doesn’t Suck at All. Terrific year for him - bring him back for ‘26.

ST
1. Riley Patterson - Doesn’t Suck. Hit almost everything this season. Way to make the most of your shot.
2. Jake Bailey - Doesn’t Suck.

This season sucked from week 1 thanks to a horribly mismanaged roster with guys being signed at the end of the summer, out of retirement, contract extensions that made no sense etc. Good riddance to the 2025 campaign. And good riddance to Chris Grier - who absolutely, positively SUCKED at his job and has set the franchise up to Suck for quite some time.

See you all for another offseason.
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agree with all your thoughts except Bailey maybe.. lol
the only guys i want to keep would be Achane, Paul, Brewer and Dulcich. On D, minkah and brooks.. everyone else, trade and rebuild with a new gm and coach (hopefully)
 
ThePeopleShow13 said:
I mostly agree. I do think that Ollie can be a good back up. The main issue is that we bring him in for short yardage runs so teams know to stack the box. I’m not sure I’ve seen him make it to the LoS without getting hit by a defender very often this year.
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Gordon gets hit in the backfield all the time......it is predictable

I think he can also be a good change of pace, but when the defense doesn't fear your passing game and your guards struggle to block, the defense gets to crowd the LOS and our struggles on 3rd and 1 will continue

The problem isn't necessarily Gordon but our inabilities in other offensive areas that allow this to happen
 
royalshank said:
Well, w a dismal showing in the 3rd quarter (again), got nothing better to do than reflect on a year of suckery. Since we sucked this season, it’s fitting that key players be graded on a scale of “suckiness” from “Totally Sucks” to “Doesn’t Suck at All”. Think of it like Totally Sucks is an “F” and Doesn’t Suck at All is an “A”. Here goes:

QB
1. Tua - Totally Sucks; moving on.
2. Quinn Ewers - Does Not Suck. Processes the field fast and has some moxie. Will be in the QB1 conversation next year.
3. Zach Wilson - Kinda Sucks. Didn’t play this year but we know.

RB
1. Achane - Doesn’t Suck at All. Great player and MVP.
2. Jaylen Wright - Kinda Sucks. Vision ain’t great nor is ball security. Fine backup player.
3. Ollie Gordon - Kinda Sucks. Overhyped player who gets dropped on short yardage for losses more than he makes it.

OL
1. Patrick Paul - Doesn’t Suck. Building block.
2. Johnah Savienaauan - Totally Sucks. Horrible rookie year and does not deserve to be playing. However, needs the reps because we traded up for this guy / can develop into Not Sucking.
3. A’Aron Brewer - Does Not Suck. Most athletic C we’ve had since Dwight Stephenson.
4. Daniel Brunskill - Does Not Suck. Made the season interesting for us.
5. Everyone else - Sucks.

WR
1. Waddle - Doesn’t Suck. Good player.
2. ???

TE
1. Greg Dulcich - Doesn’t Suck. Good find. Physical player who can catch and get up field.

DL
1. Zach Sieler - Does Not Suck. Came on strong 2nd half of the year. Nice FG block today.
2. Kenneth Grant, Jordan Phillips, Zeke Biggers - Kinda Suck. All of them. Fat ****s who can’t get to the QB. Would be ok if they made up for it in the run game. Just not good enough but can develop - and lose some weight, boys.

Edge
1. Bradley Chubb - Does Not Suck. Might not be the smartest player on the team but high effort and makes plays here and there.
2. Chop Robinson - Kinda Sucked this year.

LB
1. Jordan Brooks - Doesn’t Not Suck at All. MVP of the defense. Plays hurt. Racks up tackles and big stops. Throwback football player. Need more tough guys like him.

DB
1. Minkah - Doesn’t Suck at All! MVP of the secondary this year.
2. R Douglass - Doesn’t Suck at All. Terrific year for him - bring him back for ‘26.

ST
1. Riley Patterson - Doesn’t Suck. Hit almost everything this season. Way to make the most of your shot.
2. Jake Bailey - Doesn’t Suck.

This season sucked from week 1 thanks to a horribly mismanaged roster with guys being signed at the end of the summer, out of retirement, contract extensions that made no sense etc. Good riddance to the 2025 campaign. And good riddance to Chris Grier - who absolutely, positively SUCKED at his job and has set the franchise up to Suck for quite some time.

See you all for another offseason.
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Good list.......

At LB, I think Dodson has shown enough to stick around
At Edge, I wouldn't give up on Chop yet, he is on a rookie contract so still time to see if he can develop
AT TE, I agree on Dulcich, but we have seen flashes of how big Waller can play as well. I don't know if he is healthy enough for another go, but we need to feature the TE's more in this offense. If Waller hangs them up again, I'm drafting in this area
 
I wouldn’t judge any young player on this roster without a different coaching staff. This staff has no clue what to do in any facet of the game. They constantly set players up for failure.
 
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