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Who Sucks and Who Doesn’t Suck - End of Season Grades

Hello from France,
Does Daniels and Eichenberg will be back next year ? or does they will retire ? because Daniels would be welcome to add on our OG
 
This year was a success.
We fired Grier and McDaniel.
Enough said!!!!!!!!!!
 
Heinegrabber said:
Dude Waddle SUCKS. Didn't have the OVARIES to come get 1000 yards this season. What's he saving them for next September?
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Damn dude, you need to shake it off with a penguin Waddle.

Unless he slept with your wife, then you can hate him as much as you want.
 
royalshank said:
Well, w a dismal showing in the 3rd quarter (again), got nothing better to do than reflect on a year of suckery. Since we sucked this season, it’s fitting that key players be graded on a scale of “suckiness” from “Totally Sucks” to “Doesn’t Suck at All”. Think of it like Totally Sucks is an “F” and Doesn’t Suck at All is an “A”. Here goes:

QB
1. Tua - Totally Sucks; moving on.
2. Quinn Ewers - Does Not Suck. Processes the field fast and has some moxie. Will be in the QB1 conversation next year.
3. Zach Wilson - Kinda Sucks. Didn’t play this year but we know.

RB
1. Achane - Doesn’t Suck at All. Great player and MVP.
2. Jaylen Wright - Kinda Sucks. Vision ain’t great nor is ball security. Fine backup player.
3. Ollie Gordon - Kinda Sucks. Overhyped player who gets dropped on short yardage for losses more than he makes it.

OL
1. Patrick Paul - Doesn’t Suck. Building block.
2. Johnah Savienaauan - Totally Sucks. Horrible rookie year and does not deserve to be playing. However, needs the reps because we traded up for this guy / can develop into Not Sucking.
3. A’Aron Brewer - Does Not Suck. Most athletic C we’ve had since Dwight Stephenson.
4. Daniel Brunskill - Does Not Suck. Made the season interesting for us.
5. Everyone else - Sucks.

WR
1. Waddle - Doesn’t Suck. Good player.
2. ???

TE
1. Greg Dulcich - Doesn’t Suck. Good find. Physical player who can catch and get up field.

DL
1. Zach Sieler - Does Not Suck. Came on strong 2nd half of the year. Nice FG block today.
2. Kenneth Grant, Jordan Phillips, Zeke Biggers - Kinda Suck. All of them. Fat ****s who can’t get to the QB. Would be ok if they made up for it in the run game. Just not good enough but can develop - and lose some weight, boys.

Edge
1. Bradley Chubb - Does Not Suck. Might not be the smartest player on the team but high effort and makes plays here and there.
2. Chop Robinson - Kinda Sucked this year.

LB
1. Jordan Brooks - Doesn’t Not Suck at All. MVP of the defense. Plays hurt. Racks up tackles and big stops. Throwback football player. Need more tough guys like him.

DB
1. Minkah - Doesn’t Suck at All! MVP of the secondary this year.
2. R Douglass - Doesn’t Suck at All. Terrific year for him - bring him back for ‘26.

ST
1. Riley Patterson - Doesn’t Suck. Hit almost everything this season. Way to make the most of your shot.
2. Jake Bailey - Doesn’t Suck.

This season sucked from week 1 thanks to a horribly mismanaged roster with guys being signed at the end of the summer, out of retirement, contract extensions that made no sense etc. Good riddance to the 2025 campaign. And good riddance to Chris Grier - who absolutely, positively SUCKED at his job and has set the franchise up to Suck for quite some time.

See you all for another offseason.
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Poster:
1. Nugtron- ?

Please judge me my man, I like your blunt analysis.
 
Waddle SUCKS! Hands issues and dissappears when the team needs him most. If he is on the roster next year he should be wr3 or holding for extra points. Did he have a dominate game this season or are we going to start with the excuse train? He had a small streak after #10 went down and then fizzled.
 
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Heinegrabber said:
Waddle SUCKS! Hands issues and dissappears when the team needs him most. If he is on the roster next year he should be wr3 or holding for extra points. Did he have a dominate game this season or are we going to start with the excuse train? He had a small streak after #10 went down and then fizzled.
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“Holding for extra points” - LOL 😂
 
The San Diego Chargers O'Line made our O'Line look world class last night. Herbert played like a warrior. He really laid it on the line. Dude is impressive.
 
hoops said:
Does anyone have a more bare edge cupboard than Miami going forward?

I don’t think so. Quinton bell and cam Goode lol. And chop I can’t sniff the qb vs a starting tackle.

One big bag of suck.
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It's a total rebuild. You look at this roster and, in a way, have to give some credit to McDaniel for getting Miami to seven wins. No, I'm not saying the team should have kept him. Not wanting to rehash any of that. Where would this team have been without Achane?

But look at the needs. Miami needs a quarterback. Ewers will most likely get a chance to show if he can be a solid starter. He looked decent in three starts but, like Tua, he is injury prone. Plus, the Dolphins are competing with Allen in Buffalo and Maye in New England. More than likely an upgrade is needed.

Two offensive guards. I wouldn't count on Daniels, and there needs to be competition for Savainaea. Waddle is a good number two, but the team needs a physical, bigger 50/50 winner opposite him. Tight end room needs work.

On defense, who are the young keepers? The best players are Sieler, Brooks, Chubb, Douglas and Fitzpatrick, all veterans. Two pass rushers are needed and a near overhaul in the secondary.

Adding to that, the Dolphins are in salary cap hell for probably one year. Denver got out of that situation quickly, as did the Rams so maybe that's the least of Miami's concerns.

The 2026 season is going to very likely be difficult, maybe no matter who Sullivan hires as HC.
 
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