Why Your Team Sucks: 2016 Miami Dolphins

[Mike13]

I guarantee you that he stormed into that conference room with a vein bursting from his dick and a PowerPoint presentation that consisted of nothing but scans of GNC product labels. WE’RE GONNA PLAY ****ING DOLPHIN FOOTBALL, MOTHER****ERS!!!

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-miami-dolphins-1784695113

 

[miamiron]

Here's the douche that wrote the article...have at it

 

[maralieus]

It wasn't that bad until he started mentioning the paycheck incident that was proven to be false anyways. I stopped reading there, but I'm sure he went on to mention something about Jonathan Martin at some point. Terrible. And his opinion of Gase sounds like something a Bills fan would say.

 

[Mike13]

Oh get a sense of humor, Margary does this for all 32 teams

 

[Wildbill3]

Oh get a sense of humor, Margary does this for all 32 teams

I can see why others might enjoy this type of humor, but it does nothing for me, I'd much rather rewatch the roast of beiber than read this entire article.

 

[Phinfan31]

Am I the only one who found it all hilarious!? Much of it was so true.

 

[Coach_Rob]

favorite part

Your coach: Why, it’s Adam Gase: quarterback whisperer and, as seen here, sixth in line to the British crown…

lol dude does look like he is the oldest son of prince charles

 

[coalesce]

Last years' article was way funnier.

 

[TarHeelFinFan]

It's funny because it's true. This franchise has sucked for years, and the things he points out are exactly why.

 

[Goonies]

This years schedule is brutal. If this team makes the playoffs they wil have certainly earned it.

 

[tazthenomad]

The picture of Gase in the article does give him that "inbred European royalty" look!

 

[multistage]

With the anger and hatred that the writer (artificially) spews at the Dolphins, there can be no doubt........

He is a Dolphins fan

 

[phins_4_ever]

It wasn't that bad until he started mentioning the paycheck incident that was proven to be false anyways. I stopped reading there, but I'm sure he went on to mention something about Jonathan Martin at some point. Terrible. And his opinion of Gase sounds like something a Bills fan would say.

It's called satire. They do it for all teams.

 

[Ruckus45]

Not as funny as previous years. It's as if he had all the other teams done, went out for a drink that turned into 10, then scrambled to write this one in the morning with a hangover before its 9am deadline.

 

[TheJetsBlow]

Here's the douche that wrote the article...have at it

It's satire. He writes these articles for all 32 teams.