Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Miami Dolphins

[doughbraz54]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2017-miami-dolphins-1798422357

Always find these interesting. #PhinsUp

 

[miamiron]

He says, "There’s no way that Miami pays to keep Suh around after this season"

How about the $22 million in dead cap charges if released?

 

[normaldude]

Jay Cutler isn't "fat".

He has some extra fat under his chin, which makes people think he's fat.

But when the pads are off, it's easy to see he's not "fat"

 

[Gonzo]

The best part of these articles is reading the angry responses to what is clearly a joke. Lighten up, Francis. You're taking the game just a little too serious.

 

[Wishfishin]

These are always great. And no team is spared.

 

[ChrisTRD]

I love these things. They trash every team. The people that take it to heart amaze me.

 

[roy_miami]

"If you’re a Dolphins fan who is currently in denial—and really, denial tends to be your resting state—you can look at Cutler’s career numbers and Tannehill’s numbers and note that there’s very little dropoff, if any, between the two. Cutler is Tannehill! Tannehill is Cutler! THAT’S NOT ENCOURAGING."

:biggrin

 

[Sons Of Shula]

As for this team’s fans… is anyone intimidated by a Dolphins fan, ever? Look at this group of tubby boat captains get into a fight in the stands. Every NFL Sunday, every sports bar on Earth has exactly one Dolphins fan sitting in it, wearing a Marino jersey, looking around for other Miami fans like he’s been frozen out at the school cafeteria. They are the two-dollar bill of the sports bar crowd. Lemme tell you something, sad Dolphins fan at the bar: No one else is coming. It’s just you. You get to watch Cutler wing it to the Gatorade cooler on third-and-16 all by yourself.

:roflmao

 

[broccoli rob]

Jay Cutler isn't "fat".

He has some extra fat under his chin, which makes people think he's fat.

But when the pads are off, it's easy to see he's not "fat"

Never in my life have I seen so many people discuss a football player's appearance than Jay Cutler. Seriously, who cares what the guy looks like. Some of these "analysts" should be analyzing soap operas.