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For the EPIC straight up robberies he pulled off on Dallas? :lol: I mean seriously, did Daunte leave the ski mask behind in the FO that he used to wear to pick up his paychecks last year? :unsure: Because some of this stuff BP pulled off makes Daunte's hold up job look like amature hour. Let's examine.

First he FLEECES Dallas completely. He takes all of their GOOD coaches and leaves them with the garbage. Then he drops the washed up "I cant take the team flight to the game vs. our arch rivals because I have a headache" Zach Thomas on them. He lets them overpay for his services only to rip them off for a BETTER, CHEAPER LB in Akin A. and just for the hell of it, throw in a solid TE all for a 4TH ROUNDER. Awesome.

Then if that isnt enough, he takes off their hands a top notch, although aging, stud of a run stuffing interior defensive lineman in Ferguson. Face it, the key to this teams success on D this year has been Ferguson along with Porter.

So we get Ferguson and Akin in the middle of our D, leaving Dallas with that younger, inferior Ratliff, and the washed up no-show ZT who cant make all those tackles when the guys up front arent owning the interior OL.

But, he didnt stop with Dallas......

On to Washington where he fanagles....or should I say "PHINagles":lol: a 2nd rounder and 7th rounder for the dancing queen. Brilliant. He waits and waits for the perfect opportunity to get good value out of that POS and POOF!!! One injury and another moron owner comes off a piece of his teams future for another washed up player. WOW.

Then the Coup-De-Grace!!!! Just as soon as the Jests arent satisfied with the amount of money they have shelled out and put their team in a future hole to load up on overpriced veteran FA's, they pull off a stupid trade of their own getting an over the hill, turnover machine at QB only to drop the slightly younger and better QB, where he falls right in the Tuna's lap. Just brilliant.

All this and we gain better picks than we lose during the offseason. Plus, he buries the worst QB in the league on our depth chart. Yep, give BP a solid A for this first offseason of work. The only blemish on the record so far is passing on Matt Ryan. But, hey Henne still could be a stud in his own right and J.Long is looking quite promising himself.

Way to go Tuna. And you know he is loving watching Dallas fade into obscurity, especially with their whole franchise going on the downswing for the future. J.Jones is looking like Al Davis 10 years ago, and it could be a really tough rode for that franchise over the next decade. They did themselves no favors giving up all those picks for another good receiver as well. Gotta love it. :woot:
 
I am very sure that the trade to Dallas was a fourth and that TE Fasano, was not the throw in! Also, we got a 2nd and a 6th from the Redskins. I do love the passion, tho!
 
For the EPIC straight up robberies he pulled off on Dallas? :lol: I mean seriously, did Daunte leave the ski mask behind in the FO that he used to wear to pick up his paychecks last year? :unsure: Because some of this stuff BP pulled off makes Daunte's hold up job look like amature hour. Let's examine.

First he FLEECES Dallas completely. He takes all of their GOOD coaches and leaves them with the garbage. Then he drops the washed up "I cant take the team flight to the game vs. our arch rivals because I have a headache" Zach Thomas on them. He lets them overpay for his services only to rip them off for a BETTER, CHEAPER LB in Akin A. and just for the hell of it, throw in a solid TE all for a 5TH ROUNDER. Awesome.

Then if that isnt enough, he takes off their hands a top notch, although aging, stud of a run stuffing interior defensive lineman in Ferguson. Face it, the key to this teams success on D this year has been Ferguson along with Porter.

So we get Ferguson and Akin in the middle of our D, leaving Dallas with that younger, inferior Ratliff, and the washed up no-show ZT who cant make all those tackles when the guys up front arent owning the interior OL.

But, he didnt stop with Dallas......

On to Washington where he fanagles....or should I say "PHINagles":lol: a 2nd rounder and 7th rounder for the dancing queen. Brilliant. He waits and waits for the perfect opportunity to get good value out of that POS and POOF!!! One injury and another moron owner comes off a piece of his teams future for another washed up player. WOW.

Then the KU-DE-GRA!!!! Just as soon as the Jests arent satisfied with the amount of money they have shelled out and put their team in a future hole to load up on overpriced veteran FA's, they pull off a stupid trade of their own getting an over the hill, turnover machine at QB only to drop the slightly younger and better QB, where he falls right in the Tuna's lap. Just brilliant.

All this and we gain better picks than we lose during the offseason. Plus, he buries the worst QB in the league on our depth chart. Yep, give BP a solid A for this first offseason of work. The only blemish on the record so far is passing on Matt Ryan. But, hey Henne still could be a stud in his own right and J.Long is looking quite promising himself.

Way to go Tuna. And you know he is loving watching Dallas fade into obscurity, especially with their whole franchise going on the downswing for the future. J.Jones is looking like Al Davis 10 years ago, and it could be a really tough rode for that franchise over the next decade. They did themselves no favors giving up all those picks for another good receiver as well. Gotta love it. :woot:

Coup de grace....Note, this is the English. French, it's derivitive is Coup de gras.

Sorry...Peeve of mine.

He's done a fantastic job. TunaCo has made some missteps but I think after this offseason people will see big time changes in EVERYTHING Aqua.
 
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Thanks to both of you for the informational and gramatical corrections. And I wasnt trying to suggest that Fasano was a throw in caliber player. Didnt mean it to come off that way. Dont take it literally.
 
I know, you are usually on point....just wanted to point it out. As far as grammatical police that is annoying. I mean, come on, are we being graded on fun time on the message board?
 
I know, you are usually on point....just wanted to point it out. As far as grammatical police that is annoying. I mean, come on, are we being graded on fun time on the message board?

It wasn't a bang on him, it's just a peeve of mine is all. :rolleyes: People are so sensitive these days.
 
For the EPIC straight up robberies he pulled off on Dallas? :lol: I mean seriously, did Daunte leave the ski mask behind in the FO that he used to wear to pick up his paychecks last year? :unsure: Because some of this stuff BP pulled off makes Daunte's hold up job look like amature hour. Let's examine.

First he FLEECES Dallas completely. He takes all of their GOOD coaches and leaves them with the garbage. Then he drops the washed up "I cant take the team flight to the game vs. our arch rivals because I have a headache" Zach Thomas on them. He lets them overpay for his services only to rip them off for a BETTER, CHEAPER LB in Akin A. and just for the hell of it, throw in a solid TE all for a 4TH ROUNDER. Awesome.

Then if that isnt enough, he takes off their hands a top notch, although aging, stud of a run stuffing interior defensive lineman in Ferguson. Face it, the key to this teams success on D this year has been Ferguson along with Porter.

So we get Ferguson and Akin in the middle of our D, leaving Dallas with that younger, inferior Ratliff, and the washed up no-show ZT who cant make all those tackles when the guys up front arent owning the interior OL.

But, he didnt stop with Dallas......

On to Washington where he fanagles....or should I say "PHINagles":lol: a 2nd rounder and 7th rounder for the dancing queen. Brilliant. He waits and waits for the perfect opportunity to get good value out of that POS and POOF!!! One injury and another moron owner comes off a piece of his teams future for another washed up player. WOW.

Then the Coup-De-Grace!!!! Just as soon as the Jests arent satisfied with the amount of money they have shelled out and put their team in a future hole to load up on overpriced veteran FA's, they pull off a stupid trade of their own getting an over the hill, turnover machine at QB only to drop the slightly younger and better QB, where he falls right in the Tuna's lap. Just brilliant.

All this and we gain better picks than we lose during the offseason. Plus, he buries the worst QB in the league on our depth chart. Yep, give BP a solid A for this first offseason of work. The only blemish on the record so far is passing on Matt Ryan. But, hey Henne still could be a stud in his own right and J.Long is looking quite promising himself.

Way to go Tuna. And you know he is loving watching Dallas fade into obscurity, especially with their whole franchise going on the downswing for the future. J.Jones is looking like Al Davis 10 years ago, and it could be a really tough rode for that franchise over the next decade. They did themselves no favors giving up all those picks for another good receiver as well. Gotta love it. :woot:


Good post WV. I've been wondering the same things about the Cowboys. I've been watching the talking heads on ESPN and NFL Network and they've all at one point or another talked about the 'boys o-line not playing very well. They've all had their own theories on it but none have mentioned that their old o-line coach is now our headcoach. I think we all made comments in the offseason how Bill was raiding the cupboards in Dallas. I don't think I realized quite how much!:hi5:
 
For the EPIC straight up robberies he pulled off on Dallas? :lol: I mean seriously, did Daunte leave the ski mask behind in the FO that he used to wear to pick up his paychecks last year? :unsure: Because some of this stuff BP pulled off makes Daunte's hold up job look like amature hour. Let's examine.

First he FLEECES Dallas completely. He takes all of their GOOD coaches and leaves them with the garbage. Then he drops the washed up "I cant take the team flight to the game vs. our arch rivals because I have a headache" Zach Thomas on them. He lets them overpay for his services only to rip them off for a BETTER, CHEAPER LB in Akin A. and just for the hell of it, throw in a solid TE all for a 4TH ROUNDER. Awesome.

Then if that isnt enough, he takes off their hands a top notch, although aging, stud of a run stuffing interior defensive lineman in Ferguson. Face it, the key to this teams success on D this year has been Ferguson along with Porter.

So we get Ferguson and Akin in the middle of our D, leaving Dallas with that younger, inferior Ratliff, and the washed up no-show ZT who cant make all those tackles when the guys up front arent owning the interior OL.

But, he didnt stop with Dallas......

On to Washington where he fanagles....or should I say "PHINagles":lol: a 2nd rounder and 7th rounder for the dancing queen. Brilliant. He waits and waits for the perfect opportunity to get good value out of that POS and POOF!!! One injury and another moron owner comes off a piece of his teams future for another washed up player. WOW.

Then the Coup-De-Grace!!!! Just as soon as the Jests arent satisfied with the amount of money they have shelled out and put their team in a future hole to load up on overpriced veteran FA's, they pull off a stupid trade of their own getting an over the hill, turnover machine at QB only to drop the slightly younger and better QB, where he falls right in the Tuna's lap. Just brilliant.

All this and we gain better picks than we lose during the offseason. Plus, he buries the worst QB in the league on our depth chart. Yep, give BP a solid A for this first offseason of work. The only blemish on the record so far is passing on Matt Ryan. But, hey Henne still could be a stud in his own right and J.Long is looking quite promising himself.

Way to go Tuna. And you know he is loving watching Dallas fade into obscurity, especially with their whole franchise going on the downswing for the future. J.Jones is looking like Al Davis 10 years ago, and it could be a really tough rode for that franchise over the next decade. They did themselves no favors giving up all those picks for another good receiver as well. Gotta love it. :woot:
Love it, totally brilliant! great post!:hi5:
 
There Oline coach is Hudson Houck. They should be a pretty good group. Remember how HH would get great play out of mediocre talent. I wonder if that Oline is coachable???
 
It wasn't a bang on him, it's just a peeve of mine is all. :rolleyes: People are so sensitive these days.

For the record, I didnt mind it at all and it was a genuine thanks for helping make my post better. As for that spelling, I always wondered how to spell that. In fact, I wouldve used it several other times in the past, just dodged it because of my uncertainty of the correct spelling. Generally I hate gramatical mistakes being pointed out in posts, but in this particular case it was much appreciated.


HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!!:woot::lol::sidelol::lol:
 
Excellent post WV! :hi5:

This is exactly what I had hoped for when BP came to the Dolphins.

Look for it to continue. He is the best!
 
I usually don't lmao when I'm reading posts here at finheaven but this put a big mf'n smile on my face. Good post.
 
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