Will Ricky Growing Dreads Improve Our Chances to Win?

[MiamiSportsGen]

Does anyone else think that giving Ricky Williams a wig of dreads would improve our running game and translate into more wins? Maybe some hair regrowth potion would work better, but he only has two weeks before the season starts.

We don't have much time...

 

[Swantoon]

Yes. and while we are at it I think somebody on the team needs a mullet too. Like one that hangs out the back of the helmet. I nominate Brian Hartline or Chad Henne.

 

[MP-Omnis]

Smoke up, Ricky.

Also, lol @ the mullet. Jake Grove should rock the mullet. Like a real flat-top mullet. Maybe it would get him to move people.

 

[dolpns13]

Yes. and while we are at it I think somebody on the team needs a mullet too. Like one that hangs out the back of the helmet. I nominate Brian Hartline or Chad Henne.

Give JT a ballerina skirt.. Ooooooo :hump:

 

[srdnaty]

simply put yes. also sparanos mustache needs to be a little more pornstar like.

 

[Swantoon]

Handlebar mustaches is the answer. The team needs to band together like playoff hockey teams, and they all need to grow handlebar mustaches.

 

[Pinkboy]

Hockey players grow beards for the playoffs thinking it makes them play better and being more nasty.

So why not. Can't hurt.

 

[BenchFiedler]

simply put yes. also sparanos mustache needs to be a little more pornstar like.

Lets just go back in time..

Sparano with a pornstar mustache looking like Dave Wannstedt and Ricky with dreads looking like well Ricky...