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Wise words from Ocho

I think the best part is that he signed it Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson.

I always hated that he changed his name, glad to have Chad Johnson back.
 
That's awesome and I couldn't stop laughing.
 
[h=1]Alcohol[/h]So you want to get wasted. The dumbest –ish you can do in 2012 is publicly party like it is 99. Mofos in the club will be live tweeting your buffoonery for the world to see. You are in the NFL, making millions and you got a mansion.Bring the party home dammit.
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Damn amusing.
 
Be careful of chicks and groupies. Those consenting smiles are sometimes fake. Sooner or later you might be defending yourself in a frivolous sexual assault case as she tries to stick you for your paper. Yes, some of these women “Stay Schemin”. There is a simple solution. The iPhone has an HD camera now. Make sex tapes all the time. It will make great memories and save you trouble.If you apply these acronyms, it will save you trips to @nflcommish and you know he ain’t playing around these days.
Yours Truly,
Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson
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They need to get Chad at the rookie symposiums
 
I follow him on Twitter and of all the famous people he interacts with that invites him out to clubs, he always turns them down.

He also always talks about the fact that he'd rather stay at home and play Fifa or COD than being out at a place that will possibly get him into trouble. The dude simply trains in the day and plays video games while hanging out with the wife and tweeting in the night. He understands how to stay out of trouble. But, let some people tell it, he's a cancer who always gets in trouble #shrugs.
 
Chad should apply for Maxim Mag or one those mags like it, they has some funny chit in em sometimes, he has a very good sense of humor imo. This is of course after he lights up the Pats, Jets, and Bills twice a year for the forseeable future. :)
 
Since Chad's into acronyms...

Open...as in get. Show us your feet still work as well as your mouth.
Catch...the ball.
Hold...on to the ball, don't be putting it on the ground.
Offense...show us you still have something left in the tank.
 
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