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Tony Sparano's game management skills > Jon Martin
Obamacare website > Jon Martin
Tyson Clabo's pass blocking ability > Jon Martin
An infected scrotum > Jon Martin
Davone Bess' big play ability > Jon Martin


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Clabo > Martin.

I think that says it all.
 
Davon Bess's WPA > JM.

Even better... Bleacher Report > JM
 
Authentic Chinese saunas where you suddenly get whipped out of nowhere with soaking wet towels > Martin
 
Having Incognito **** in your mouth > Martin
 
Gronkowski's ability to recover from surgery and infection > Jon Martin
 
Aaron Hernandez's ability to hide evidence > Jon Martin
 
Being an illegal immigrant hired to service Dovahkiin's lawn > Jon Martin
 
Finding out that my monthly health insurance bill jumped by over 400% > Martin

Watching Nick Saban win another National Championship > Martin
 
Having sex with Oprah while having a yeast infection> Jon Martin
 
Man, I hope Martin doesn't see this thread, he'll be in the hospital again for months.
 
FinHeaven Posters who are sensitive to Jon Martin's situation> Jon martin
 
Being from the south > Martin
 
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