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I choose to laugh. As embarrasing and infuriating as last night was, and as I came to the horrible realization that I'll probably have to deal with another NY Jets playoff run with the terrible antics of their dick head fans, I came to another realization....
None of this is my fault. I dont have anything to be ashamed of. I didn't put this o line together, I didn't ship Brandon Marshall out the door for nothing, I didn't call these God awful plays, and I certainly didn't call anyone a half a ******.
I'm a hopelessly devoted Dolphins fan, and I probably always will be. With that being said, this Deadspin article is hilarious and kind of puts things into perspective. This Dolphins team is and has been a comedy of errors. The absurd and horrendous ways that this team finds a way to fail year in and year out are too ridiculous to make up.
So unlike in previous years where going 3-0 turns into a 1-5 stretch (including a loss to an 0-8 team) would have emotionally drained me, I won't let it happen this year. I'm going to put things into perspective, try to worry about my own personal success in life instead of living vicariously through athletes that suck anyway, laugh off this season and hope that maybe someday this ******* organization can put a winning product on the field.
Its time to fire Jeff Ireland, and even though this whole fiasco w/ Incog and Martin may not be their fault, it will probably be the deciding factor in the staff losing its collective job as well. The play on the field won't be good enough to justify their employment.
In closing, I'll be rooting for a W vs San Diego, but if they can't pull it out and they're 4-6 I'm going back to 2011 Suck for Luck mode in hoping they clean house and land a top draft pick. Here's to hoping against hope they pull off a W Sunday, but in all likelihood I'll be seeing ya in the off season.
 
Owner clueless - check

GM incompetent - check

Team in disarray - check

Hopes for the season dashed - check

Can it somehow get any worse - yes

Can I laugh about it all? - yes
 
Fat Guy Touchdown - check

Punts Fair Caught at the 5 - check

Scoring Drive of Negative 5 yards - check

5.14 inches per carry - check (insert whatever penis joke comes to mind)

We suck - check
 
You gotta laugh and just shake your head man, its ridiculous these guys are making millions! They don't give a **** about us and yet we sit in agony watching them play with no effort and coaching who just doesn't get it. Can't even gain a yard rushing and keep running the same rushing play that has netted them negative yards all game. You wouldn't run a play in Madden that doesn't work so lets keep doing it in real life lol. should have just sat down last night and forfeited after the abysmal performance in the first half after your team has been in the bad media spotlight for the entire week. Coming out like a hot sack of garbage (as we do all the time). It's all good these ****s don't mean nothing in the end except entertainment
 
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I choose to laugh. As embarrasing and infuriating as last night was, and as I came to the horrible realization that I'll probably have to deal with another NY Jets playoff run with the terrible antics of their dick head fans, I came to another realization....
None of this is my fault. I dont have anything to be ashamed of. I didn't put this o line together, I didn't ship Brandon Marshall out the door for nothing, I didn't call these God awful plays, and I certainly didn't call anyone a half a ******.
I'm a hopelessly devoted Dolphins fan, and I probably always will be. With that being said, this Deadspin article is hilarious and kind of puts things into perspective. This Dolphins team is and has been a comedy of errors. The absurd and horrendous ways that this team finds a way to fail year in and year out are too ridiculous to make up.
So unlike in previous years where going 3-0 turns into a 1-5 stretch (including a loss to an 0-8 team) would have emotionally drained me, I won't let it happen this year. I'm going to put things into perspective, try to worry about my own personal success in life instead of living vicariously through athletes that suck anyway, laugh off this season and hope that maybe someday this ******* organization can put a winning product on the field.
Its time to fire Jeff Ireland, and even though this whole fiasco w/ Incog and Martin may not be their fault, it will probably be the deciding factor in the staff losing its collective job as well. The play on the field won't be good enough to justify their employment.
In closing, I'll be rooting for a W vs San Diego, but if they can't pull it out and they're 4-6 I'm going back to 2011 Suck for Luck mode in hoping they clean house and land a top draft pick. Here's to hoping against hope they pull off a W Sunday, but in all likelihood I'll be seeing ya in the off season.

Dick head fans? Have you read the threads on here the past two days?
 
Dick head fans? Have you read the threads on here the past two days?

You have no idea how bad it gets here on Long Island when the Jets are halfway decent. The bloviating, chest beating and dick waving is absolutely beyond intolerable. I don't have DirecTv so I have to go to the bar to watch games. A couple weeks ago when the Jets beat the Pats in completely lucky fashion while the Fins blew a lead against the Bills was basically the worst thing you could imagine. The J E T S chant and **** talkin like they just won the Super Bowl while Tannehill fumbles the game away... Nightmare inducing.
 
Note: I wanted to thank the thread starter, hit the thanks button, and it came out as no thanks for some reason. Loved your view of the situation, and well written post.
 
You have no idea how bad it gets here on Long Island when the Jets are halfway decent. The bloviating, chest beating and dick waving is absolutely beyond intolerable. I don't have DirecTv so I have to go to the bar to watch games. A couple weeks ago when the Jets beat the Pats in completely lucky fashion while the Fins blew a lead against the Bills was basically the worst thing you could imagine. The J E T S chant and **** talkin like they just won the Super Bowl while Tannehill fumbles the game away... Nightmare inducing.

Been there, makes it tough. My Uncle is a Dolphins fan, don't know how it happened, must be adopted. When the Jets lose any game he calls me at least every 5 minutes.......I hate him...
 
I laughed, I cried, I drank, I yelled at the kids, whole franchise is a comical, angry mess. Funny thing is I'm becoming somewhat resilient to the hysterics of the team. Whenever I think it cannot get any worse, it does.

Now watch, Pouncy will be arrested, draft picks pilfered, coach and or GM retained, and Tannehill will defect to Cuba. NOTHING surprises me any more with this team, bad mojo times 10.
 
Fire Ireland and Philbin now. Why wait? I can't stand their faces anymore nor them being associated with the Miami Dolphins. I thought the Dolphins looked totally unprepared against the Bills but last night was just brutal.
 
Note: I wanted to thank the thread starter, hit the thanks button, and it came out as no thanks for some reason. Loved your view of the situation, and well written post.
You can fix that...just hit it again and it will return to neutral
 
I laughed, I cried, I drank, I yelled at the kids, whole franchise is a comical, angry mess. Funny thing is I'm becoming somewhat resilient to the hysterics of the team. Whenever I think it cannot get any worse, it does.

Now watch, Pouncy will be arrested, draft picks pilfered, coach and or GM retained, and Tannehill will defect to Cuba. NOTHING surprises me any more with this team, bad mojo times 10.

Nah...More like he will switch to his natural position and go to the Pats becoming the next Wes Welker.
 
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