jg772006
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Finole came up with a list of how you know when you ae a Miami Dolphin fan...So I came up with a list of my own, that I think you all will find very amusing. Some I have used again from previous lists, but most I made myself. Hope you enjoy, and this is how you know your a Miami Dolphin fan.
YOU KNOW YOUR A MIAMI DOLPHIN FAN WHEN...
1. you have two pet fishes named "Snowflake" and "Flipper"
2. you pray to see the Miami Dolphins in one Super Bowl before you die...I know I do. (Ironically for me...the year I was born: 6/21/85, was the last time the Fins went to the Super Bowl: 84 season - 85 Super Bowl).
3. someone asks you..."You want cheese on this man?"...and you reply..."Perfect" (God, I love that commercial).
4. you check finheaven at least 5 times a day, each time you start 5 new threads, and add 20 new posts.
5. you dig those orange jerseys and believe that Miami should wear them more often...Hell they are 2-0 in those orange jerseys.
6. even though it was just a movie, you beat up any guy named Ray Finkle.
7. you believe the word "kick" should be spelled "kiick".
8. you believe that Mercury Morris should be an NFL analyst.
9. you try to throw a football like Garo Yepremian...just kidding!!!
10. you have a pet bulldog or rottweiller named Csonka.
11. you play backyard football with your friends and when you are one play away from your team winning, you execute the "Fake Spike".
12. you have New York Jet tissues.
13. you have New England Patriot toilet paper.
14. you now take up dancing like Jason Taylor
15. you believe that Nick Saban should replace Jim Carrey in the movie "Liar Liar".
16. you just want to beat the living hell out of Tom Olivadotti over and over and over and over and over and over...hang on, I'm almost done...over and over and over and over...Oh...sorry guys, got caught up there for a minute.
17. you sit in Dolphin Stadium alone, and if you listen carefully, you can still hear the chanting echoes of "Sammie Sucks".
18. you believe that Wanny and Spielman did not graduate college, and proved it with their stupidity during their time with us.
19. you wish (because of his stupidity), Wanny will soon get attacked by a "Panther".
20. you try to do forward sommersaults like when ZT did it in 2001, but keep landing on your head...but you don't care cause Zach Thomas ROCKS!!!
21. everytime someone brings up the "Monday Night Miracle", you punch him in the head (I did this before).
22. you bitchslap someone for saying "Super Bowl rings determine a QBs greatness"...then you kick him in the balls.
23. you saw Dan Marino play for the first time and said one of three things:
a. WOW!!!
b. HOLY ****!!!!
c. Someone go find the fountain of youth! This guy should play FOREVER!!!
24. everytime you see Tom Brady, you say one of three things:
a. Hey...isn't he the construction worker from the village people?
b. Hey...isn't he the cowboy from bareback...I mean...brokeback mt.?
c. Hey...didn't he star with Peter North in that gay porno?
25. when you say the greatest offensive play ever created in football was the "Hook and Lateral"...Shula created it (1981 playoff loss to San Diego).
26. you send Ricky Williams some pot for his birthday since he cares about that more...then you burn his jersey.
27. you buy Chad Pennington an arm for his birthday.
28. you live in Miami and think the state of Florida should change the city name of "Miami" to "Perfectville"!...(haha, that'll piss alot of people off).
29. you cryed in depression for countless days after the following events:
a. Stoyanovich's wide right field goal against San Diego in the 1994 playoffs.
b. the 62-7 playoff loss to Jacksonville in 1999
c. Dan Marino's retirement press conference
d. Zach Thomas's release (I still am.......ok, I'm really not, but I'm still sad)
30. you cryed in joy after the following events:
a. Camarillo's TD last year
b. The Giants last min TD in the Super Bowl this year
c. (Coming Soon) ZT winning a SB with Dallas
31. you don't own a snow plow for the 1982 incident.
32. you get into an argument with your friends about which is the greatest team in NFL history, and you reply with two words and one number:
"1972!!! NOUGH SAID!!!"
33. you torture Bills fans by saying two words..."Wide Right".
34. you remind Bill fans that B.I.L.L.S. stands for "Boy I Love Losing Superbowls".
35. you have three bodyguards that "protect" you all the time...Their names are Langer, Little, and Kooch.
36. you torture Jet fans with four syllables..."A...J...Du...he".
37. you remind Jet fans that J.E.T.S. stands for "Just End The Season"
38. you believe Greg Camarillo scored the GREATEST and MOST IMPORTANT TD in NFL History.
39. there is a special place in your heart for the 2007 N.Y. Giants, and you now think that Eli Manning is a God!!!
40. your new motto towards Patriot fans is "17-0 is better than 18-1"...HA!!!
YOU KNOW YOUR A MIAMI DOLPHIN FAN WHEN...
1. you have two pet fishes named "Snowflake" and "Flipper"
2. you pray to see the Miami Dolphins in one Super Bowl before you die...I know I do. (Ironically for me...the year I was born: 6/21/85, was the last time the Fins went to the Super Bowl: 84 season - 85 Super Bowl).
3. someone asks you..."You want cheese on this man?"...and you reply..."Perfect" (God, I love that commercial).
4. you check finheaven at least 5 times a day, each time you start 5 new threads, and add 20 new posts.
5. you dig those orange jerseys and believe that Miami should wear them more often...Hell they are 2-0 in those orange jerseys.
6. even though it was just a movie, you beat up any guy named Ray Finkle.
7. you believe the word "kick" should be spelled "kiick".
8. you believe that Mercury Morris should be an NFL analyst.
9. you try to throw a football like Garo Yepremian...just kidding!!!
10. you have a pet bulldog or rottweiller named Csonka.
11. you play backyard football with your friends and when you are one play away from your team winning, you execute the "Fake Spike".
12. you have New York Jet tissues.
13. you have New England Patriot toilet paper.
14. you now take up dancing like Jason Taylor
15. you believe that Nick Saban should replace Jim Carrey in the movie "Liar Liar".
16. you just want to beat the living hell out of Tom Olivadotti over and over and over and over and over and over...hang on, I'm almost done...over and over and over and over...Oh...sorry guys, got caught up there for a minute.
17. you sit in Dolphin Stadium alone, and if you listen carefully, you can still hear the chanting echoes of "Sammie Sucks".
18. you believe that Wanny and Spielman did not graduate college, and proved it with their stupidity during their time with us.
19. you wish (because of his stupidity), Wanny will soon get attacked by a "Panther".
20. you try to do forward sommersaults like when ZT did it in 2001, but keep landing on your head...but you don't care cause Zach Thomas ROCKS!!!
21. everytime someone brings up the "Monday Night Miracle", you punch him in the head (I did this before).
22. you bitchslap someone for saying "Super Bowl rings determine a QBs greatness"...then you kick him in the balls.
23. you saw Dan Marino play for the first time and said one of three things:
a. WOW!!!
b. HOLY ****!!!!
c. Someone go find the fountain of youth! This guy should play FOREVER!!!
24. everytime you see Tom Brady, you say one of three things:
a. Hey...isn't he the construction worker from the village people?
b. Hey...isn't he the cowboy from bareback...I mean...brokeback mt.?
c. Hey...didn't he star with Peter North in that gay porno?
25. when you say the greatest offensive play ever created in football was the "Hook and Lateral"...Shula created it (1981 playoff loss to San Diego).
26. you send Ricky Williams some pot for his birthday since he cares about that more...then you burn his jersey.
27. you buy Chad Pennington an arm for his birthday.
28. you live in Miami and think the state of Florida should change the city name of "Miami" to "Perfectville"!...(haha, that'll piss alot of people off).
29. you cryed in depression for countless days after the following events:
a. Stoyanovich's wide right field goal against San Diego in the 1994 playoffs.
b. the 62-7 playoff loss to Jacksonville in 1999
c. Dan Marino's retirement press conference
d. Zach Thomas's release (I still am.......ok, I'm really not, but I'm still sad)
30. you cryed in joy after the following events:
a. Camarillo's TD last year
b. The Giants last min TD in the Super Bowl this year
c. (Coming Soon) ZT winning a SB with Dallas
31. you don't own a snow plow for the 1982 incident.
32. you get into an argument with your friends about which is the greatest team in NFL history, and you reply with two words and one number:
"1972!!! NOUGH SAID!!!"
33. you torture Bills fans by saying two words..."Wide Right".
34. you remind Bill fans that B.I.L.L.S. stands for "Boy I Love Losing Superbowls".
35. you have three bodyguards that "protect" you all the time...Their names are Langer, Little, and Kooch.
36. you torture Jet fans with four syllables..."A...J...Du...he".
37. you remind Jet fans that J.E.T.S. stands for "Just End The Season"
38. you believe Greg Camarillo scored the GREATEST and MOST IMPORTANT TD in NFL History.
39. there is a special place in your heart for the 2007 N.Y. Giants, and you now think that Eli Manning is a God!!!
40. your new motto towards Patriot fans is "17-0 is better than 18-1"...HA!!!
you wish(because of his stupidity),Wanny will soon get attacked by a panther".:sidelol::sidelol::sidelol:
