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I searched and couldn't find anything, I'm sorry if I'm double posting. If I am please remove this and help me find the post like this.

Well I'm a cashier so I work with numbers a lot. It seems like everytime I get a number like 54 or 37 I automatically think Zach Thomas or Yeremiah Bell. EVERY single time, it never fails me.

What's something that always reminds you you're a Dolphins fan?
 
you still talk about them every day at school or work and ignore wat people say about them
 
Kind of similar to yours, but when I have to remember sets of numbers, or phone numbers, I go by Dolphins'.

For instance, the number 555-3259

I'll say to myself, Joey Porter, Abe Wright, Will Allen, John Beck. :lol:
 
You know your a Dolphins fan when you are hittin a girl from behind and you think of Jason Allen laying out a Patriot.......


( never happend but sounded good)

EDIT: The part that never happend was the memory of Jason Allen hitting a Patriot.
 
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You know your a dolphins fan when you were 10 years old, you through a pen at some kid's eye during sunday school and caused him to go to the hospital all because he said "dolphins suck". Which then led to him having to wear an eyepatch for 2 weeks. :D (stupid jet fans)


Thats acually a true story, and in no way did i intend to hurt the kid, but he was allright afterwords so im allowed to laugh about it i guess.
 
finsfan_84 said:
You know your a dolphins fan when you were 10 years old, you through a pen at some kid's eye during sunday school and caused him to go to the hospital. Which then led to him having to wear an eyepatch for 2 weeks. :D (stupid jet fans)


Thats acually a true story, and in no way did i intend to hurt the kid, but he was allright afterwords so im allowed to laugh about it i guess.
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:lol:
 
finsfan_84 said:
You know your a dolphins fan when you were 10 years old, you through a pen at some kid's eye during sunday school and caused him to go to the hospital all because he said "dolphins suck". Which then led to him having to wear an eyepatch for 2 weeks. :D (stupid jet fans)


Thats acually a true story, and in no way did i intend to hurt the kid, but he was allright afterwords so im allowed to laugh about it i guess.
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That's the best one yet.:sidelol:
 
finsfan_84 said:
You know your a dolphins fan when you were 10 years old, you through a pen at some kid's eye during sunday school and caused him to go to the hospital all because he said "dolphins suck". Which then led to him having to wear an eyepatch for 2 weeks. :D (stupid jet fans)


Thats acually a true story, and in no way did i intend to hurt the kid, but he was allright afterwords so im allowed to laugh about it i guess.
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:sidelol:
And I thought being a Dolphins fan was painful.
 
finsfan_84 said:
You know your a dolphins fan when you were 10 years old, you through a pen at some kid's eye during sunday school and caused him to go to the hospital all because he said "dolphins suck". Which then led to him having to wear an eyepatch for 2 weeks. :D (stupid jet fans)


Thats acually a true story, and in no way did i intend to hurt the kid, but he was allright afterwords so im allowed to laugh about it i guess.
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Brilliant! :lol:
 
You know you're a fan when you pull into Giants Stadium w/your Dolphins Flag/Banner proudly displayed on your truck, when the fins come to town to take on the Jets. And you're a moron, when you forget to take it down before you go into the stadium... and end up finiding it pissed on & stuffed in your tailpipe. :boohoo:

Oh well, Go Fins!
 
Dolfan1000 said:
Kind of similar to yours, but when I have to remember sets of numbers, or phone numbers, I go by Dolphins'.

For instance, the number 555-3259

I'll say to myself, Joey Porter, Abe Wright, Will Allen, John Beck. :lol:
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:sidelol:, thats a good one!
 
When someone tells you they saw the dolphins at seaworld and you ask if they got any autographs.
 
alen1 said:
You know your a Dolphins fan when you are hittin a girl from behind and you think of Jason Allen laying out a Patriot.......


( never happend but sounded good)

EDIT: The part that never happend was the memory of Jason Allen hitting a Patriot.
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LOL!! now thats some funny sh##
 
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