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Bart Scott asks Tim Tebow to baptize him?

He can sit the whole team down with Rex front and center and and give them all a golden shower from a camera boom.

The holiest of holy waters straight from the source.
 
He can sit the whole team down with Rex front and center and and give them all a golden shower from a camera boom.

The holiest of holy waters straight from the source.
That's called a New Jersey Baptism.
 
Pretty much the equivalent of Mary Magdalene beseeching Baby Jesus to exorcise her "7 demons" (although I don't recall "azzholism" being any of 'em)
 
I've always thought Timmy had a more promising career as a Pastor/Motivational speaker/life coach than as an NFL QB

If there is any franchised that needs to be exorcized, Saint Tebow is in the right place
 
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