because i was high

[frady2001]

was gonna play football until I got high
I gonna get up and play but then I got high
my team is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to my drug test before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next year and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm an effing dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to practice before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they're gonna take my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the bills/jets/pats but I was high
I was gonna run for 1500 but I was high
Now I am an effing A-HOLE - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna play for my team until I got high
I was gonna play for the phins but then I got high
now the plane is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop playing football because I'm high
I'm going about this all wrong because I'm high
and if I dont run one yard I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

 

[iceblizzard69]

Afroman is the man. I still remember that song. It was brilliant. :up:

As for your lyrics, one word: brilliant. :up: Well, except for this part, but besides this unnecessary part, brilliant, :up: :

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

 

[1972]

thank you Afroman.

Nice job, but you have some serious time on your hands.

 

[Phinz4Life]

That actually worked.

I was reading it to the beat of the song and it fit most places. Very creative, funny read.

 

[Muck]

4th thread about this same song.

 

[keithjackson]

ricky just gave herb smokers everywhere a bad name

 

[Shamboubou]

That was effing great!!!!!!!!!

 

[frady2001]

4th thread?

i didnt see any when i posted it. and yes i was bored.

 

[inFINSible]

Yes it,s the 4th thread with the same song....threads are moving off the front page so fast that MANY things are being repeated....

I know a poster named Champ did one yesterday....