College joke thread

Discussion in 'College Sports Forum' started by finswin56, Oct 17, 2006.

  1. finswin56

    finswin56 Guest

    Okay, I need a little pick-me-up after the Auburn loss. So I've got a few jokes for you.

    Why does the St. John's river flow north (most rivers in the northern hemisphere flow south btw)?


    Because Georgia sucks.

    Why does Tennesse where that aweful shade of orange?


    So that they can wear for games on Saturday, wear hunting on Sundays, and wear it picking up trash the rest of the week.

    and my favorite...
    How do you get a FSU graduate off of your porch?

    Pay him for the pizza :D
     
  2. DBoston80

    DBoston80 Undisputed #1

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    Michigan.........


    .."you go north till you smell it..........west until you step in it"
     
  3. PSUFinFan

    PSUFinFan Well-Known Member

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    A Pittsburgh graduate, a Ohio State graduate, and a Penn State graduate are all using urinals in the mens rooms.

    The Pitt graduate finishes, goes over and washes his hands very well using lots of soap and water, and says "at Pitt, they teach us to be clean".

    The Ohio State graduate finishes peeing, and washes his hands with a very small amount of soap and water and says "at Ohio State they teach us how conserve resources".

    The Penn State graduate finishes and walks right towards the door. On his way out he says "At Penn State they teach us not to piss on our hands".
     
  4. Silverphin

    Silverphin Chairman of the 'Owned! Awards' Commitee

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    What's the difference between and Owl and a Golden Panther?

    An Owl is smart enough not to go out in a Hurricane.
     
  5. finswin56

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    :lol:

    For the Auburn fans:

    How can you tell if an Alabama student has a girlfriend?

    There's tobacco spit stains on both sides of the pick-up.
     
  6. Kev83

    Kev83 Well-Known Member

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    A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Auburn joke. The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm an Auburn fan. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's an Auburn fan, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's an Auburn fan, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Auburn joke?" The guy says, "Nah." To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are you chicken?" The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times.
     
  7. Nappy Roots

    Nappy Roots Da Dalphins

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    lmao. thats pretty funny. im gonna have to use that one.
     
  8. Kev83

    Kev83 Well-Known Member

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    and to my most hated University:

    Why can't the Hurricanes player get into a huddle on the field anymore?
    It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
     
  9. finswin56

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    :sidelol:
     
  10. Marino2Clayton

    Marino2Clayton I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

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    Whats the difference between a cow and a Bama cheerleader?

    50lbs and a mustache
     
  11. finswin56

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    :chuckle: Man, I've been wanting to share that UT joke with you for a while. I'll be waiting for a good UF zinger.
     
  12. phinphan896

    phinphan896 Pro Bowler

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    For UM fans:
    Uf sucks but....






    FSU swallows
     
  13. FinSinceBirth

    FinSinceBirth If you aren't a gator, you're gator bait

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    :dotdot: :grouplaug


    How do you stop a bulldog from *********ing....paint it's **** orange and blue and it won't be able to beat it for 13 years.
     
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    FinSinceBirth If you aren't a gator, you're gator bait

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    This one isreally lame, but oh well.

    How does a handicapped person find a spot to park. They tell Chris Rix to move his ****ing car.

    This ones a different kind of joke, also kinda lame.

    2)Bobby Bowden annoucned today the Seminoles will have a new logo. A Garnet Seminole wearing gold handcuffs.
     
  15. Marino2Clayton

    Marino2Clayton I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

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    I don't have a UF joke, but we can both lugh at Ole Miss and Coach O...

    Coach O video
     
  16. AirFishOne

    AirFishOne 3peat Big XII Champs!

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    texas = ghey

    :D i kid my texas freinds
     
  17. finswin56

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    :sidelol:
     

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