Every Vote for Bumpus this year in the Madness earns you One (1) entry into the Bumpus FHMM Sweepstakes.
Make sure you Vote Bump every round to maximize your chances!
A sampling of this year's prizes includes:
- Two leftover tickets to the 2004 Pro Football HOF Game in Canton, OH
- Chuck Norris' adrenal gland
- A fifth of "Mule Sweat" ... Uncle Jeb's industrial paint stripper/moonshine
- Half a bag of semi-fresh marshmallows
- All of the pickled pigs feet you can eat
- A bottle of my leftover Brilinta that my cardiologist took me off of
- $26.83 in pennies
- A Pet Rock (minus the box)
- A Nokia flip phone
- One (1) 20oz. bottle of Mountain Dew
- three paper clips
- Ray Finkle's jockstrap
- A gift certificate for one free backrub from Peter LaFleur
- A six pack of the beverage of your choice
- My last cigarette ... The one I chose NOT to smoke on July 31, 2018
- My drier lint collection
- a heavily used Dave Wannestedt voodoo doll
- the Joe Namath gay porn videos (Why Nick had these is anyone's guess)
- a mostly-intact ant farm
... And, much much more.
Remember, a Vote for Bumpus gets you in the game. You can't win if you don't play.
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