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"I didn't Vote for Bump
and you saw what happened to me"
-Shane
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The "jockstrap" alone has me in!Every Vote for Bumpus this year in the Madness earns you One (1) entry into the Bumpus FHMM Sweepstakes.
Make sure you Vote Bump every round to maximize your chances!
A sampling of this year's prizes includes:
- Two leftover tickets to the 2004 Pro Football HOF Game in Canton, OH
- Chuck Norris' adrenal gland
- A fifth of "Mule Sweat" ... Uncle Jeb's industrial paint stripper/moonshine
- Half a bag of semi-fresh marshmallows
- All of the pickled pigs feet you can eat
- A bottle of my leftover Brilinta that my cardiologist took me off of
- $26.83 in pennies
- A Pet Rock (minus the box)
- A Nokia flip phone
- One (1) 20oz. bottle of Mountain Dew
- three paper clips
- Ray Finkle's jockstrap
- A gift certificate for one free backrub from Peter LaFleur
- A six pack of the beverage of your choice
- My last cigarette ... The one I chose NOT to smoke on July 31, 2018
- My drier lint collection
- a heavily used Dave Wannestedt voodoo doll
- the Joe Namath gay porn videos (Why Nick had these is anyone's guess)
- a mostly-intact ant farm
... And, much much more.
Remember, a Vote for Bumpus gets you in the game. You can't win if you don't play.
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