32 today. Hating life right about now lol. It's becoming increasingly difficult each and every year to keep the fat off my body. All of the traveling I do and the redheads I smash are taking its toll on me lol.
I hate birthdays. Never been a fan. Never go out. Never celebrate. All I ever ask for is that the 'Canes and Dolphins not ruin my weekend this time every year. I fully expect the Dolphins to beat Buffalo on Saturday...but I need those 'Canes man.
happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy ****ing birthday. you're not special. you're not special.
You'd better be hungover right now! (Or, at least showering off the stank from the redhead that you kicked to the curb after she made your bacon sammitch.) :up:
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