Kellen Winslow Jr. was masterbating while high....in public

[DuderinoN703]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/kellen-winslow-i-was-just-changing-clothes/

I'm not one to make such posts usually, but this one floored me!

Wrong forum and already posted amigo :up:

 

[nyjunc]

Stay classy Jets. Probably just following Ryan's training regimen.

too bad he didn't have his machine gun in the car. I could only imagine what you guys would say then.

 

[Wildbill3]

too bad he didn't have his machine gun in the car. I could only imagine what you guys would say then.

well, at least that would've explained the need for two things of vasoline.

 

[nyjunc]

well, at least that would've explained the need for two things of vasoline.

you don't drive w/ tubs of Vaseline in the car?

 

[DuderinoN703]

you don't drive w/ tubs of Vaseline in the car?

I sure as hell don't masterbate using vaseline. That stuff literally sticks to you.

 

[Joba-nator]

what a jerkoff

honestly though what do you expect from a player on a team owned by a person whose both names are euphemisms for penis?

 

[Ruckus45]

 

[AphexPhin]

caught carjacking...get it?

 

[GoonBoss]

does this excite you?

If by "excite" you mean "laugh".....Yes.

 

[Ben Had]

His meat is the only thing he beat ALL season! :brewskis:

 

[DuderinoN703]

If by "excite" you mean "laugh".....Yes.

Was he insinuating I'm gay? Very weird question for sure.

 

[Daytona Fin]

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

:sidelol:

 

[DisturbedShifty]

Holy **** man. That is pure gold.