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NICKNAME CONTEST IS OVER THIS FRIDAY, AUGUST 16TH....

can't we end this contest sooner, i've already read a couple of winners. the names are going off the charts................dumb!
 
team nicknames

chris"you dropped your ankles"chambers
chris" 3rd degree burns" chambers

ricky"the hole puncher"williams
ricky"tidal wave" williams

jay"fearless"fiedler

oronde" the glove" gadsden

dedric"cut you like a sword" ward

rob"the surgeon" konrad( hands like a surgeon)
rob "damage control" konrad

zach"body tossin" thomas
zach"trauma ward"thomas

jason"the trailer" taylor

sam"the baddest one"madison/ "pick-pocket" madison

patrick" fast lane" surtain

brock"the master thief" marion

daryl"green lantern"gardner
daryl"the hulk"gardner

tim"the tow-truck"bowens
 
LOL

Originally posted by dolfan06
can't we end this contest sooner, i've already read a couple of winners. the names are going off the charts................dumb!


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Nicknames

Originally posted by FinheavenAJ...start thinking about a good name, and post post post!

* I would personally like to thank DCH for offering these items for this contest. DCH was the one who originated this idea (so be sure to thank him!)

It's kinda slow right now, but I also would like to thank DCH for this contest and I'm looking forward to reading some of training camp reports. Much appreciated! :p


Nicknames
Marley Greenwood
Morlon “The Ultimate Warrior†Greenwood
Morlon “High Octane†Greenwood
Jay “On The Moneyââ¬Â Fiedler
 
Zach Thomas the tank engine
Jason Taylor made to fit every quarterback
Morlon no longer lost in the Greenwood
Chris Vitamin C Chambers
Patrick you can be Surtain
Orlindoooooooo Mare (as in Gooooooooooooooooooooal
Mark must be Royals
Jay playing his Fiedler
Rob stuck in a Burnet (refering to dolphins stuck in a net)
 
Nicknames

“The Rob Burnett Show†(Carol Burnett)
Jim “King Kong†Bundren

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Has Seth "Skinny" McKinney been taken yet? (anyone ever seen a picture of him he looks like a cross between a grown up spanky from the little rascals and the stay-puff marshmallow man).

Or how about just plain "Sambo" for Adewale Ogunleye? Or I suppose you could call Adewale Ogunleye just plain Wally Eagle-Eye.

Larry Chester stars as Hairy Molester.

How about Omare "Hung" Lowe

Or Ray "Steam-Clean" Green

This one's not so good but sounds like a DCH classic...Rob "Don't Call Me Carol" Burnett Personally for that one I'd prefer Rob "Fishnet" Burnett or even Rob "Hairnet" Burnett

Jed "Straw-hat" Weaver

Morlon "Don't Make Fun of My" Greenwood

Ricky "Except when they brought in that green guy Kazoo, what was up with that!" Williams (if you remember the commercial you'll probably laugh...if not I'm insane dont worry about it).

Jason "I'm now legally related to a cornfed meatneck white boy" Taylor

Lo Blow Bromell (oh crap he's not on the team anymore my bad).

This one's easy of course but I doubt he makes the team...
"PrincipAL" Wallace
(gives me chills just thinkin about it)

Leon "hurtsy" Searcy (considering his last two years and all...)

Sam "two kids and a mortage payment" Simmons

Earnest "Hey Vern!" Grant

And my final one...Scott "Spanish" Galyon
 
"sam"the baddest one"madison/ "pick-pocket" madison

patrick" fast lane" surtain"

I like those.

Only one name works for Rob Konrad and thats King Konrad
 
We could call Adewale Ogunleye just plain Adewale "Clicks and Whistles" Ogunleye or Clicks and Whistles for short
 
Man I gotta stop posting so many in a row like this but since technically Adewale Ogunleye is pronounced phonetically like "AH-duh-wah-lay Oh-GOON-lee-ay" but most people will pronounce his name without the "-ay" at the end of it saying instead something like "Oh-GOON-el-eye"

We could call him "AhDonWanna PronouncetheA"
 
Seems like some of these new nicknames don't have anything to do with the person, and some are just really stupid.
 
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