"The Marlins and Heat are winning the popularity contest in South Florida, so we're gonna be all Jealous and try to get into the playoffs too, then you'll pay attention to us again like you have been for the past forty years, but we wont win the Superbowl, just the division, and that will bring back most of our base season ticket holders and they will pray to God that one day we will advance past the Wildcard round as we take their hearts, rip them out, and throw them off of the Bayside pier. MIAMI DOLPHINS 2004!!!"
A little big, but it might fit on a billboard on i-95